alana

Born to be a dj forced to be a Filipino in healthcare

this man is not wearing pants

@jjp3nus I AGREE COME BACK TO ME PLS

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

ate a cheesesteak im ok now

you ever go to bed knowing tomorrow is gonna be the worst day of your entire life

no goodnight for me 🙃

ur in his dm’s i just killed an invasive bug

my body HURTS

#1 lesson i learned this year : don’t date in ur friend group

had a dream that i met @VictoriaParis and she made me tip her after i took a picture with her

@owenjoyner my card got declined buying a $1.60 bus ticket today .

you know that feeling when you order a drink and then immediately check your card balance

@LexiAltirs hello what are u doing here

@balani77 Hey. Free stuff is free stuff 🤷🏼‍♂️

@jacobsartorius u caused my first panic attack in a mcdonalds once

morning

A TWO DOLLA FIFTY CAKE POP

im back 😈

remembering the time when i was in ana apartment and saw a man with no pants on

@owenjoyner THE ELEVATED TRAIN BY MY WINDOW DOESN’T PHASE ME ANYMOREEEE

“It won’t be long now” sheeeeeeeesh

why are we still talking about tacos lets talk about ME

@owenjoyner knowing Owen Joyner from youtube and not from nickelodeon is the biggest flex.

Knowing an artist before they get big is the biggest flex.