The Half Moon Inn

🏏 🎇 MORE BOMBERS SPONSORSHIP NEWS 🎇🏏 We are delighted to announce that @balcombemoon will continuing to sponsor our @sussexslam side ‘Balcombe Bombers’ for the 2023 season. We still have other sponsorship deals available so please message us if you would be interested

@mrmarksteel Great show, thanks for a brilliant evening, tour will be a massive success, looking forward to seeing it in Brighton. Just one thing mate, ditch the suit or at least cut the threads off the back 😂👍

Thanks to the lovely people of G Live in Guildford where I tried out my new tour show tonight. I’m now confident I’m only 6 weeks away from being ready, but with the problem that the tour starts on bloody Saturday.

@richardosman Balcombe Bees Knees, 50ml Brighton Gin, 25ml Fresh Lemon Juice or Supasawa, 40 Honey Water (10ml Balcombe Honey, 30ml Mineral Water, mix together before adding gin & juice) Stir together, keep chilled, serve in a Martini glass with twist of lemon peel.

Good advice needed, Twitter hivemind. If you were choosing three cocktails for party guests and you already had Margarita and Dark n Stormy, what would be the perfect third?

G'day Melbourne!! Ignore the rain and come to The Timber Yard for @Junipalooza sessions 2 & 3! We've lush gins for you to get tucked in to and we'd love a natter!!

🏏 PLAYER SPONSORSHIP 🏏 We are delighted to announce our first player sponsorship for the 2022 season. New 1st XI skipper Guy Dutton will be sponsored by @balcombemoon If you fancy sponsoring one of our players, please message us. #playersponsorship #halfmoonbalcombe

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@BrettMendoza_ @UKHofficial @RishiSunak We get 2.7 🤦‍♂️, here’s the current state of play for December and it will only get worse.

@UKHofficial @RishiSunak All is not as it seems. Generous is not a word I would use.

@Sacha_Lord Spot the difference

It’s not a package. It’s an insult.

Pubs and breweries need our support! Sign today at longlivethelocal.pub/sign #longlivethelocal

This is the first No10 press conference Boris Johnson has given that hasn't left me utterly miserable. It seems like some semblance of sanity is returning to our shores at long last. Embrace it - but don't you dare be grateful. These were OUR rights all along. They stole them.

Piers Morgan can piss off as well.

When they order a Guinness last in the round

Billy Gilmour tests positive for Covid but only he has to self isolate. None of his teammates & none of the England team all of whom he will have been in close contact with. Meanwhile in ‘normal’ life T&T is pinging anyone & everyone forcing thousands to needlessly self isolate.

@Sacha_Lord Some could think money and class status is in play during this pandemic…

@JuliaHB1 Come to The Half Moon Inn next time JHB, you’ll be more than welcome and get to try our own beer.

There's a lot more tension in this match watching it in a pub with a really dodgy TV signal, to be honest. England could be 2-0 up and we wouldn't know. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ENGSCO #ENG

@JuliaHB1 ET expects me to take health advice from someone her size????

I travelled abroad three times last year - all legally and perfectly safely - and that was BEFORE we had the vaccine. Why on earth shouldn't people be able to travel abroad THIS summer when everyone who is at risk has been jabbed. 🙄

@Sacha_Lord @EssexPR Scallops & Bacon a classic combo Sacha but not within a bread product no matter what it’s called.

@EssexPR Everything is wrong with this. Who on earth, has a scallop with bacon?? And it's a barm, not a roll.

Scallop & bacon roll @ The fish stall on Epping New rd #SupportLocal