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[sponsored ad] Hey! This is Lake from college. I know we’ve had a lot of fun on X over the years, but today I need your help: every second, online lit is putting points on the board, and basically I have to sell 1,000,000 copies of Lo Siento.

wow they got zines— FROM A LOCKED ROOM // $12 // bit.ly/4iAc5aN 19 talented artists contributed to this birthday zine. so stoked on the results: 38 pages of poetry, short fiction, and full color photography

i went all the way to the board of trade to get this contract signed. they told me that after 143 years in chicago, the stock exchange is moving to texas. why texas? that’s a good question. anyway, i’m amped to share that i just signed a book deal with @APCON_MAG

without giving too much away—my novel about weird texas has been accepted for publication :0)

@lakemarkham who up fish posting

hey gang i made a full-color photo zine

me every day clocking into the soul factory

picture from the bar where i worked in texas (2017)

when eric clapton wrote Tears in Heaven he was talking about hot dog water

this hot dog water ain’t gonna drink itself

hot dog water has so much pulp in it

tbt when patours still played king trash live

i’ve got it under control ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

@puzzledgib @honey_dagger exceptional - I would come but I live in chicago now

@baldinternetman my band @honey_dagger is playing later, it’s a sick spot!

that’s me alright. that bar rocks

@Tidalkingrat @drawgongue he is correct

@drawgongue @baldinternetman

[somberly] doors at 8 show at 9

@headassrx seems pretty healthy

is this maladjusted

many elites would hate this