alex harper ♃

The Astrology of Rebellion - In this presentation, I map the synodic cycle of three planets - Mercury, Mars, and Saturn - onto the historical timeline of rebellions, revolutions, and wars of independence. After nearly 30 years without a triple conjunction of these stars, we are set to experience a series of three triple conjunctions over the next ten years. Watch to find out what this means for the world.

@smugwhitecat I’m not a fan of the B-virus spreading thru the population like AIDS, causing widespread Boomification. Dear god man, do you have no humanity left? How can you just sit here and watch your countrymen get boomified left and right and do NOTHING?

@balefulrays Glad you're a fan.

The Boomification of Millenials is reaching advanced stages. We are now at “I’m Gen X and I drank from the garden hose” levels of cringe. Soon the Boomification will metastasize, the cascading effects will be irreversible and Millenials will transform into Boomers

@Holly_713 Okay, why don’t you just infect yourself with the B-virus and boomify yourself voluntarily then

@balefulrays My hot take is this is inevitable. It’s the circle of life. It might be a little worse for Millennials though, like it was for boomers, because like boomers in the 60s and 70s we are a generation that has defined itself by being ‘young, cool, and opposed to the olds’.

@ErasedbyLimit I’m sorry but you need to be aware of the dangers of Boomification

@balefulrays Im old enough to remember the days when people didn’t endlessly discuss age demographics. Such a social media construct it’s fucking boring.

@EimonWright The brutal reality of Boomification will have all of us fighting for chicken wings at the last Cheeseburger in Paradise location in the universe

I can say with 100% certainty that I feel old, and my elder millennial cohort is largely just depressed about their life outcomes and hoping that when their boomer parents die, it's swift enough that end of life care doesn't drain the inheritance too hard for the elder millennial to eventually retire on it. These memes are pure cope.

@ReubenR80027912 @r_vonhagn So… you’re saying I need to become One with the Boom? The only way to deal with Boomification is to embrace it?

@r_vonhagn @balefulrays Boomerism is state of mind and you need to embrace it. Your energies must be devoted to kicking the idiot youth and keeping them down at all costs and maximizing your position to bequeath status & riches to your children It is, unironically, the enlightened way to be

@thecursedlemon Aye, the tide of Boomification waits for no man

@balefulrays Every generation will resort to Facebook nostalgia slop eventually It's inevitable

@TheRocinante1 The scythe of Boomification is ceaseless and remorseless. We shall all be boomified in the end.

@balefulrays We all become boomers eventually.

@IamColt13 No. The B-virus escaped from the lab. The way you get it is garden hose drinking. Once you do that, boom ur infected. There will be progressive incurable Boomification

@balefulrays Happens to every generation I guess

@protectfromHEAT It’s the B-Virus running rampant leading to progressive and incurable Boomification

@balefulrays Nah, this is loser mentality that defies generation. Unfortunately the number of losers in our generation is unfathomably high, which explains “millennial cringe”

@illustriousdev Not anymore you don’t the kubota made short work of it

@balefulrays oh shit, I don't have a cat

@illustriousdev Dude you just ran over your cat why are you drinking and cutting your lawn at 2am

@balefulrays can't hear you over this riding lawnmower

@LilithDatura It’s okay, I drank from the hose too. I’m infected. I will join the boomer zombie horde like the rest of you wretched souls.

@balefulrays Yeah, I mean that wasn’t one of my claims and I am Gen X, but yes, a lot of people bragged about that, it’s like we couldn’t think of something else to pride ourselves on 🤣

@illustriousdev This is terminal B-virus infection, you should be experiencing the boomer lesions all over your genitalia and thighs now, when the Boomification process is complete your head should rupture into one of those things from resident evil

@balefulrays i spent my sunday tearing up my lawn and I'm looking at buying another house you could say...the transformation is already complete

@smolderingwurm U get it, worth a follow back that comment

@balefulrays Been telling all my friends who are doom pilled this exact thing for years. We only need to solve one problem—not hundreds—and that’s: what story do we want to tell? We can tell a better one and all things will flow and correct themselves naturally in accordance with it in time

If you’re reading this message, you’re on the wavelength of hope, knowing that together, we can weave a better tale than those who would claim to put pen to paper for us all

@LilithDatura Garden hose drinking is one of the main ways you get infected with the b-virus which leads to full blown Boomification. It’s like aids except for your personality

@balefulrays I’m Gen X and I drink from the garden hose 🤣🤣🤣. That is definitely a level of cringe.

@thesightsmith Not if you’re smart, it’s how you get infected with B-virus which leads to progressive and incurable Boomification. I’m sorry but the science of Boomification is beyond dispute. We will need facilities to deal with the masses that are going to be mercilessly boomified

@balefulrays Wait people dont drink from the garden hose anymore?

@WerwulfFan Millienials need to start killing their parents and taking the money and spending it on instagram cheeseburgers

@balefulrays Millennials have all the narcissism of Boomers, but none of the money or 4 bedroom houses.

@whenwehaveeyes There’s a shop that fits this bill that I make a point to stop and gawk and laugh at the merchandise whenever I’m getting a smoothie at the place next door The owner actively hates me at this point

@balefulrays “Gangsta when necessary” sounds like the name of a boutique specializing in Fred novelty gifts, Schrute Farms merch, and self help books with expletives in the titles

@jannieEXE @cyber_doomsday lol

@cyber_doomsday @balefulrays Who?