Chocolat d'Or

@BetterCallAlba Idk all I’ve seen are Japanese posts about the way Americans prepare meat lol

Why's my TL randomly filled with Japanese magatards recently? Haven't even interacted with a single one yet.... #XoogElon

@yuna_ixx I’m 27 and there’s this girl I’m talking to who referenced her classes and I got really weirded out because I thought she might be 20/21 or god bless even younger. Turns out she’s in a medical program and in her mid 20s and that really eased my mind. Maybe yes at 40 but now? No

would you guys actually date someone who’s more than 10 years younger than you

@godlygia @wtf_fra_ weekends? started doing tennis lessons last summer and now i have a few people i can txt to play tennis. nothing crazy in terms of more personal friendships but i just dont bother as i have my own friend group but some i know i can definitely be decent friends with if i tried

@wtf_fra_ it’s hard when i work full time but i will have a look out for some things to do :!

why is it so hard to make friends in your 20s i don’t drink or party and there’s no groups near me. i’m so bored of being home by myself all the time and seeing people posting that they’re out with friends i have NONE

@pika_nekopanda @PallyRichardius You mean like the Italian brainrot with cappuccino assassino and Tralalero Tralala? People do watch videos of talking AI cats all the time though

@PallyRichardius AIで作った動画で野菜とか猫とか物とか色んなものが3Dキャラ化されてる動画みたいなものだよ！

アメリカの人も休日にベッドで野菜が喋る動画をひたすら見てたら1日が終わってたみたいなことあるんかな

@alfkkifine this is why dabbing or giving other guys fist bumps is a thing

Do you know that the average single man can go months or even years without non-sexual physical touch. No hugs. No hand-holding. No comforting pat on the back? The only time many men experience gentle touch is from a barber or a paid sex worker. This condition is called 'Skin Hunger,' and it leads to severe depression and anxiety. Society has labeled male touch as 'predatory' or 'creepy,' so men have learned to starve themselves of human contact just to make women feel comfortable. They are dying of loneliness in a crowded room.

@FCBiEman @RoyalKimmich Nah Bayern only needs to be worried if they’re still a goal up with 20 minutes left. Won’t be even close

@RoyalKimmich Your attackers just has to be clinical. If the game starts and Olise or Kane miss a huge chance just know it’s over.

FT: Bayern 1-2 Madrid

@NadesOutHere @Stewie never ask a cs player why a clip ends early

.@Stewie GOD Nuke Movement for the 2K

@neygurll69083 are you crazy wth? diehard messi fan btw and i would never do this. messi himself wouldnt even do this

Culers🔵🔴 would you trade Lamine Yamal for current Messi at Barcelona?

@nocontextfooty basically only kroos carjaval and modric have 6 ucls, croatia never won the wc and im pretty sure carvajal wasnt in the world cup squad when spain won it. so kroos

@BouafifNour okay you know what's fucking crazy? yamal actually looks distinctly younger here even though it was only a year ago.

Last season was a completely different vibe, man…

@blaugranartista tbh 1 aubameyang for how good he was, and then 2 inigo because in that one season he was a don. 3 luuk de jong because his redemption is probably one of the best barca ones in the past decade. 4 kessie was just a very solid player but also just a rotational player.

Dont even joke lad

@frmlfr Japanese people think we’re getting offended over this but it’s just our kind of humor lol don’t worry about it

地獄に堕ちろ、知恵遅れの豚

@rainstormblue so obviously you're doing a lot of meaningless padding in there but im just curious, what is that integration expression normally used it? signal processing?

nvm i just solved it lol it was so easy

i have a PhD in maths from the university of oxford and i can’t solve this

@i2lovetoast Cnc as in cnc machining

why is everyone into cnc these days

@BuildXueyi This is why most modpacks are ass

As much as I hate the new updates bad narrative, I don't actually disagree with this ngl. The number of single-use items in this game is mind boggling

@Marikeptit100 @barcacentre @tomasandreu68 No chance

@barcacentre @tomasandreu68 i’ll take him for a 2 years tbh the only problem will be the wages

🚨 Bernardo Silva wants to play at FC Barcelona and his agent Jorge Mendes is trying to convince Deco and Hansi Flick. Barça, right now, don't see his incorporation clear, even on a free. [@tomasandreu68]

@NealGardner_ You’re right I’m going Bastoni, Haaland, Hakimi

Let’s say Barça have 120/130m to spend this summer, how are you going about this? Bastoni + Alvarez isn’t possible. Be realistic.

@poppenatoryani @Richinoell @neweskaton @pedriiitis Who tf actually cares about this wtf? This is literally a complaint from people who just don’t like change. You’ll get used to the change within two seasons meanwhile there are so many benefits to both clubs and national teams when you do it this way.

@Richinoell @neweskaton @pedriiitis April/march ffs it doesn’t matter. My point being that April should NOT be the end of the club season. The whole vibe of the late CL-final night knowing that the week later it’s summer gets destroyed if it’s in April. I am NOT celebrating my team winning the league in 6° weather.

WHY on earth is there even an intl break 2 weeks before UCL quarterfinals are they fucking dumb

@AlonsoY53918 Idk what the original movie is and story is but the way he was so nonchalant about it and calm to slap her makes me think he’s been an asshole the entire movie. Doesn’t make it right to do this though if this was meant to be revenge

Raphinha, Yamal, and Lewa before the Newcastle 7-2 demolition. These three are absolute demons when they lock in