Zen

@_Stemsy #bongusbingusbungus

@ballpoint_zen #bongusbingusbungus sorry forgot the #

all hot girls have stomach issues and sleep w stuffed animals

Not my building having a fire evacuation drill when I literally have covid. I really should not be outside right now wtf 🫠

Bingley bringing Darcy to the Meryton ball

@jutakane_ CUTE I love that and love gnocchi

What is my luck that my mask blew onto a roof with minutes until Perth’s new mask mandate, what the fuck

I spent half an hour styling my fringe today only for a big gust of wind to flatten it the second I stepped outside, why is to live to suffer

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

Dave is at his fucking limit

@EllieKrote @mineifiwildout No way it’s the stinky cheese man

@mineifiwildout Extra strength candy.

I guess this is what I get for still opening shit with with my mouth like a fucking feral creature, damn

I don’t have any ice so I’m icing it with a frozen bottle of juice, not my best moment

I managed to give myself a blood blister on my lip trying to get my new phone case off. Don’t try holding it in your mouth if you can’t get it with your hands it won’t go well

@e_goblinz Wooh happy birthday !! 🎉

is this what we call an epic pog moment?

I never tweet anything bc I always end up getting anxious and saving it as a draft instead but I swear my drafts folder is fucking lit, take my word for it

I meann where there's a spark there's a flame, he's got break free from that groomer one of these days and best believe I'll be throwing a party when he does

Oh wait it's just a rumour? Sam Taylor-Wood can still fucking choke

Aaron Taylor Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood are getting a divorce??? Finally, let's fucking gooooo!!