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"Export A Gold. Are they the blue ones?"- lady from Co op this morning. Not even kidding

Cereal in the fridge, milk in the pantry. Happens more then I care to admit

@fichter48 holy pipes, take it easy on that poor spade. #hercules

Today I found out that raspberry flavoring comes from a beavers ass goo. As I'm drinking raspberry iced tea. #TheMoreYouKnow

Just killed a spider and got the biggest adrenaline rush

Come fill your guts full of beatz eatz tomorrow 05/04/14 destination determined at a later time #smokedtreats #somuchfood #bustagut

Mr Brian Murray I'm available due to roads bans if you need a sacrificial goalie for a few games. Only if the pay is right. #sticks

Lost my best friend today. R.I.P. Dezmond. Miss ya like crazy.

I am thinking i am too old for this but my 70 yr old mother in law just went home

I gave timmy 3 rim jobs today and didn't win a goddamn thing. #atleastadonut

You know its cold out when I've been holding it in since 1130. To cold to whip it out have to get back to town #shrinkage

I'd rather pack $200 of groceries in one basket rather than getting a cart. #everytime

Fuckin flappy bird, stifling me at 40. Every god damn time! #phonesmashin321

Just cant put my new putter down. I can feel it's power surging through my veins. @Titleist #hurryupspring

Spray and pray

indoor golf sesh tonight in regina. How jealous are you? #goinlow

@welderzoom22 pretty shnazzy. Are you gonna do mine next?

10 hours and 4 powerades later I'm finally starting to feel like a human being again. #bangedup

@Avalanche @Housie25 @fair_dustin sign o'reilly to an extension right now!