Big Grass Burner

I was getting head during the Cowser Walkoff yesterday, Today I was jacking off during it. Both times MASN was on #dualityofman

Yankee Stadium's left field pool just opened up in time for Memorial Day weekend.

@Yankees Booooooooo I was gonna pop out later fuck u

As of 11:40am, please be advised we anticipate starting today’s game on time.

‼️Justin Gaethje revealed he’s been stepping into a sauna midway through training sessions to acclimatise to the heat, with the upcoming White House event set to take place outdoors with no AC “Halfway between my workouts, they make me go in the sauna for 29 mins”

The universal way a girl can tell you she has more then 5 bodies is when she tells you she has 5 bodies every girl universally all says the same shit.

First day NYC intership feels like first day of freshman year all over again but instead only having to snap some girl I need a Nobu reservation and not the downtown one the fucking other one in Manhattan #bigleagues

I love Mexican food it’s a shame abuela phenotype always happens to latinas the moment they turn 25 #elchapo #stay24

I start with 2 vodka crans (mtb elixir) so I can mass send this to 5 mtbs and tell them it made me think of them #gameforfree #tryitonme #works80percentofthetime100percentofthetime

Shauna Bannon if you win pop a cheek for mf #ufcapex

New Jersey Hinge after 2 days

Giants pretended to fuck each other after beating the Dodgers

I may be a retard but at least I have the balls to start Imai most of you wouldn’t even gamble on it.

#Hantavirüs

Yea this is why we watch flyweight

#EXPAND THIS IS LIKE DRAFTING NOLAN MCLEAN AT PICK 130

I’m stoned to the bone and this is my kryptonite #sendit

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🧹 day #repbx

What’s worse waking up from a nap and getting a missed call from your fat ex gf or enduring a Rockies Sugano fantasy start (first timer for Rockies Sugano start don’t know what to expect)