⚝ GUS 🌠

ok first post. ok. Let me get some stuff down. one i am one of the rocket monkeys. im just the better one and also i like to think im better than everyone else. got that? ok. here are some nice photos of me.

@sillym0nkie just sharing it for the poo throwing monkeys out there duhhh

@bananzabeer who asked for this recipe???? 🤢

💙 Freeze Dried Shit Cubes Recipe: - Shit (naturally made, no alternatives. food dye is optional). Scoop out of toilet or litterbox afterward - Ice Tray (can be any color) - MUST be hairy for extra crunch. Ass hairs or eyebrow hairs can be used as well) - A glove for safety

@DOOMBOTDADBOT god forbid i like a tweet

six likes for What Who here has a sneezing kink

@he_rilla this appeared on my tl I DONT WANNA KNOW ABOUT THIS

Stretching out my ape hole so my wife can fit it in

@spacemonke_3 oh.

@bananzabeer Looks like a prolapsed anus 😬😬

AUGHHHHHHH!!!! AUYGGHHH!!!!AUUUUUGHHH&!!!!!! AUGHHHH!!!!lipstick ❤️❤️❤️ kiss my pretty face ❤️😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😛😛😛😛

@spacemonke_3 its called Lipstick

@bananzabeer Why are your lips infected..?

@DOOMBOTDADBOT oh same.......and bowel problems

@bananzabeer i don’t have good bladder control

@DOOMBOTDADBOT and also be a dozen of other bad things

all i did was be gay and fat and people hated me

@DOOMBOTDADBOT what are you TWELVE

@bananzabeer Pee myself

#throwback to 2014 when it was my 26th birthday and i got violated by my dog that had to be put down a few months later.

@DOOMBOTDADBOT and what are you gonna do about it

@bananzabeer DONT CALL ME THAT

@DOOMBOTDADBOT make me you fat bitch

@bananzabeer take that shit off

@EvilAssSquid HELL no

@bananzabeer DO you want to?

completely mogged the fuck out of this squid.

@EvilAssSquid sure .

@bananzabeer It is not edited 😡😡😡😡😡

@DOOMBOTDADBOT no we cannot. he wouldnt let me anyway even if i wanted to

@bananzabeer can you two fuck

@DOOMBOTDADBOT what the hell is a spank bank

@bananzabeer this is going in the spank bank

if you thought i didn't look good in blonde, think again ❤️

@wallythecuteone hair looks really goofy in the 4th photo Do Better

@bananzabeer naw dude mine is better in a drag🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫❌️❌️❌️❌️🐵🐵🐵🐵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥