𝓮𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗺𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𓈒

[ silent judgment. ]

all i see is half dressed people, what is wrong WITH YOU

@virulexto i should hope so. but if i hear otherwise, i’ll make them food myself. 😤

@bandhighs i feed them better than i feed myself.

good morning.

@bandhighs yes? of course i did.

@virulexto did you feed your kids? ( side eye )

@bandhighs but it helps.

@virulexto doesn’t need smirnoff , either.

@bandhighs breakfast doesn't need protein.

@stuntmanseavers / u are forgiven

@bandhighs // sorry for biting u /silly

/ just got nipped in the face 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@virulexto where’s the PROTEIN?

@bandhighs every part of it?

@virulexto what part of it is breakfast?

@bandhighs my breakfast is wonderful 、thank you.

@virulexto there’s several issues with your “breakfast”.

@bandhighs i don't understand the issue with my breakfast.

i should start banning more people from their kitchens whenever they make a monstrosity.

forrrr?

@materjalgirl yeah holly?

@bandhighs ethan?

@bandhighs do we have cousins

@materjalgirl yeah, that’s fine, 🥺

@bandhighs is that okay?

@materjalgirl aha… yeah…

@bandhighs you.. you sorta are dad

@materjalgirl i think that’s a question for dad.. i haven’t met any of ‘em.

@bandhighs do we?

😁😁