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Definitely Not Don
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Definitely Not Don
@bannedforfun
Post jokes so you can get banned too.
Katılım Temmuz 2023
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@fresheggistan This dude is about to start an OF called "Poast Feet" and become a billionaire.
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@MikeBennet91074 The knot portion isn't important. Just tie it like you're tying your shoes.
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@nikitabier Did you hear me though?
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Definitely Not Don@bannedforfun
Even when you win your appeal, you lose.
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We've heard you.
To give sufficient time to migrate: You'll have until May 30th to transition to XChat.
We'll also increase groupchat limits to 500 members tomorrow and aim to reach 1000 in the next couple weeks. This should cover all but a handful of communities on X.
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Today we're announcing two product changes for organizing communities on X:
1. XChat now supports joinable links for groupchats. Create a public link & share direct to Timeline. With support for 350 members per chat (and growing), Groupchat Links are the fastest way to bring people together on X.
2. Due to declining usage, we're deprecating X Communities on May 6.
To migrate your Community's members, pin your groupchat link so people can join it over the next 2 weeks.
This is part of our broader effort to simplify the experience on X. Make no mistake: we are investing heavily in niche communities with the launch of Custom Timelines—and much more to come.
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People with means in wealthy countries that are rewarded for their labor don't like welfare programs. They are also notoriously hard to push around.
So, import foreigners who love welfare to displace the voting populace of those countries.
スーパー左嫌人極右@ジャンプ派@RX_9999_2
日本人「うちの国は政治家が国民からぶん取った税金で不良外国人を生活保護で育成する悪趣味なことをしてるんだ」 韓国人「ウチの政府も同じことしてる」 中国人「ウチもだ」 ロシア人「ウチもだ」 アメリカ人「ウチもだ」 カナダ人「ウチもだ」 欧州人「ウチもだ」 どないなっとんねん
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@LawTubeSean @SMB_Attorney AI is going to sneak onto your computer and write your briefings for you.
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@SMB_Attorney I'm not a fucking retard and don't use AI to draft my filings.
It literally can't happen to me
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Let me just double click for those of you that don’t know:
This is probably the #1 litigation law firm on the planet submitting AI hallucinated cases in a ~$8 billion bankruptcy case.
This should be a wake up call to EVERYONE.
If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!
SMB Attorney@SMB_Attorney
POV: You just paid S&C, one of the three most expensive and high-powered law firms in the world, $3000 per hour to submit AI slop to the court on your behalf. No one is safe.
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@AuronMacintyre What other instruction manual do you assume will do the work for you?
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Luckily the constitution has once again magically levitated out of its case and stopped the Democrats from destroying our sacred democracy
Republicans can safetly return to speeches about small government and the evils of using power
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando
Rural White Virginians are now all governed by whoever gets the most mail ballots from imported Africans, Arabs, and South Asians in Fairfax county. That’s obviously what the Founders intended with our revered constitution.
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@CannonThumb How ironic.
The single best thing on the Del Taco menu is the macho combo burrito.
Somehow, giant burrito man missed the burrito.
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I’ve never had Del Taco before so I ordered a lot. The nachos look weak as fuck
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@Anticommii @KatieMiller That might be. Maybe I'm just too used to the post Obama world where "renewables" only means solar and wind ... including to the OP.
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Solar met 75% of global electricity demand growth in 2025. Clean power covered all new demand, so fossil generation didn’t rise for the first time since 2020.
Solar electricity is on track to become by far the biggest source of power.
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@BLQlabs @4nt1p4tt3rn It sounds like it. Sadly, I'm basically the same age as the Department of Ed.
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@bannedforfun @4nt1p4tt3rn Pre-Dept of Ed? college was awesome.. The change was almost immediate.
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Hear me out:
Universities, but where the only people allowed to teach are people who've actually been successful already in the subject they're teaching. Where "successful" is not measured by individual wealth or number of published papers.
Minimum 20 years in whatever field being taught.
Hiring based on tangibles.
This means, for example, you don't have serial tech entrepreneurs teaching computer science. They go into the MBA program. They aren't good at tech, they're good at business.
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@Doragoon6 @KatieMiller At best, wood is Schrodinger's renewable.
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@bannedforfun @KatieMiller Wood is considered renewable.
I'm more wondering how they got numbers accurate enough to create those lines that squiggly 100 years ago. We have year to year numbers that accurate from then?
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@Madd_Cattter Ted's displeasure with your technological device is very on brand.
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@Hazelrae25 @TheBuddyCSM Explain how you can perform in the military with fever, chills, body aches, fatigue, cough, sore throat, and a runny/stuffy nose, & with some vomiting, diarrhea, chest pain, & difficulty breathing. Those are the main symptoms of the flu which lasts for days
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I’m not trying to stir the pot, but at what point does “free will” contradict military service.
Where’s the line?
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OK, y'all. I'll stop trying to make light of things and posting any humorous sarcasm, whatsoever.
Some of y'all tie too much of your identity into being reply guys. Go outside.
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Yes, it has calories.
.... I see someone else besides @bannedforfun is thinking of eating a cat.
Jum@JesterJum
Do normal non food items have calories? Like if I chopped my desk into bite sized pieces and ate it (and it didnt kill me)....how many calories are in a desk? Or a lamp? Or a cat.....
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@MScottMcCulloug @shadowJ47 I'm surprised that we're still surprised.
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🚨 VIRGINIA ELECTION FRAUD EXPOSED: FAIRFAX COUNTY DUMPS EXACTLY 35,000 ABSENTEE BALLOTS ALL VOTING “YES” IN SPECIAL REDISTRICTING ELECTION
This is a MASSIVE outlier compared to every other county in the state. The number is too perfect — exactly 35,000 on the dot. No one believes this is legitimate.
Democrats are pulling the same mail-in ballot games again and the American people are FED UP with it. This is straight-up theft of our elections and it is DISGUSTING.
The DOJ must launch an immediate full investigation and seize every single ballot before they disappear. No more cover-ups.
What do YOU think should happen when Democrats rig elections with these suspicious absentee dumps? Drop your take below.
Follow for more: @shadowJ47
#ElectionFraud #VirginiaFraud #FairfaxCounty #DOJInvestigate #VoterIntegrity #AmericaFirst
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