milk steak

therapist: early 00s shoujo Gollum isn’t real. it can’t hurt you. early 00s shoujo Gollum:

@askancethebrook Stop she was so sweet and good and all she wanted was a birthday party with her family 😭😭😭

Nona is so tragic :c

The sims 5 should be the sims 2 remade as the sims 3 good night

Getting every single achievement in unmodded Skyrim for PC instantly unlocked a South Park quote in my brain: “What do we do now?” “Now we can finally play the game”

@askancethebrook Stoics rise up

Me being me : every day is a gift I am grateful Non stoics at the table : you are profoundly depressing

50: GARDENS OF THE MOON by Steven Erikson- there was a LOT of moving parts in this one but once they got to the Bridgeburner chapters around halfway I was super into it!!! At the end when every single character went to a party together i was like who the hell are all you people

49: THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU by H.G. Wells- what if the rudest guy ever got shipwrecked on your island and wouldn’t stop interrupting your creepy little experiments. I loved that the go to insult on the island was “silly ass”

Reading thread for 2022 let’s goooo

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

If u scroll back far enough u can read all my insane untagged destiel theories from 2014

Me seeing people talk about leaving for tumblr like I haven’t been posting there consistently for the last 10 years

Earth angel 🌙

@askancethebrook Amz, I aim to horrify x

@bansheeb0nes Lee, you are a wonder and I live in eternal awe of you. Terrifying.

Scenario. My colleagues watch in horror as I chug 2 litres of chia water wordlessly in our morning teams meeting

@generous1star 1 & 28!

girlfriend: Have you been hanging out with that Victorian era noble again my dumb ass: What the devil are you talking about

@askancethebrook LUCKY! Welcome to hell in the absolute best way

OK I've started the locked Tomb series

@BecaDReads Yeah!! it’s mysterious but not like evil or anything lol. The person who made this really looked at what marquis de sade was writing about and said “no the weird plant pictures are scarier”

I’ve read 36 from the first picture but i just think it’s really funny that they put the voynich manuscript down as the most disturbing novel of all time lmao

The Shining (1980)

@bookishbri0 Defo agree!

the trope where the main characters loves reading, is annoying