charlotte 🍒

#BiVisibilityDay SOME FACTS: - we're not greedy - we don't have to 'pick a side' - we aren't half gay/half straight - being in a straight relationship doesn't make us less/not bi - we aren't more likely to cheat on you - we're not pansexual - we're valid - we're real

the titanic wreck is 3800m down and a military submarine diving limit is up to 500m, who the hell told those guys to go 3800m down in a tincan with a playstation controller😭

"they're so insane for this" and it's just a demon in dark and black clothes

I know this is an extreme long shot because it happened so long ago, but does anyone know of a video of the dude who ate his Time Walk in an attempt to prove he wasn't cheating?

We cannot believe this. In the first seven hours of #JingleJam2022, we've raised £1,000,000 for our twelve charities. Thank you. You are all amazing ❤️

It's the moment you've all been waiting for... Announcing: the first week of our @jinglejam livestreaming schedule 2022! And what an incredible schedule it is! What #jinglejam2022 stream are you most looking forward to?

in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

my 10 year old brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning before she leaves for school. no prompting, just did it. love that girl! sadly it's the worst cup of tea ever made and once she's left for school, it's going straight down the sink.

brendon urie in 2022:

No context Yogscast

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

I have once again installed Counter Strike. I'll probably play it until youths tease me out of the game, like the last 5 times I installed it. My only comeback to their usual taunts is 'I've actually had sex' but they don't believe me

Hey guys, check out our brand new NFT!!!!!1

@discord 5!!!!!!!

to celebrate the 5th anniversary of nitro we're giving away 5 years of nitro to 5 lucky people.... like + reply to this tweet with the number "5" for a chance to win nitro and maybe also a high 5. legal words here: dis.gd/nitro5year

#47 @brunomars, @AndersonPaak & @silksonic - 'Leave The Door Open' #Hottest100

#43 @bmthofficial - 'DiE4u' #Hottest100

i’m gonna be real with u guys after the whole astroworld incident a few months ago i think putting so many bands with huge fanbases in one place for a single day seems like a very questionable idea