Cory Savoie

I may be laid up from total knee replacement yesterday, but still gotta watch my boys.

@ApolloDez1 When I saw it, I was like.. oh… that’s slick

Our bullpen is literally drinking.

Clayton Kershaw just had someone toss him a Michelob Ultra in the bullpen! LOL @MichelobULTRA

@Matt_Pinner Them wood chips will make some good smoke

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@anevinger @astros he's still got at least a full year, maybe two before he's on the big league roster..

@astros NO!! I would so rather have Janek on the roster than Salazar 😭. 🧡⚾🚀

We have made the following roster moves:

@JohnLaw02 @astros because Murray is on the 40 man roster.. the others are not

@astros Why are Janek and Spence reassigned and Murray optioned?

@NFL_DovKleiman Golf, Nascar, Tennis?? really? Those sports have prize money for success.. not yearly contracts... (NASCAR owners pay drivers, but alot of their contracts are performance driven)

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sports analyst Jalen Rose said only “black-led sports” have salary caps claiming it’s a residue of “slavery” for Black players. "The only sports to have salary caps are black-led. So that's Basketball and Football. That's a residue of slavery." 😳😳😳

@ImMeme0 Is that Tim Walz’ twin sister??

Meet Joyce from Florida. Joyce is a nurse who posted a video begging other countries, including China, to attack the U.S. because she wants them to remove President Trump and his administration. It’s time for her to retire, someone with such extreme views shouldn’t be in healthcare.

@silentblossom_ 100%

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. 🚨Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?👇

your name on your ID doesn't have to match your BC.. you just have to have the supporting documentation to show the change (marriage license, etc).. then you go to the registrar of voters and get your name changed on the rolls. once your ID matches your voter registration, the name on the BC is meaningless.

@JJeffrey100 @GeoRebekah I think everyone would support voter ID if the documents were free and easily accessible and weren’t absurd like “your name on your id must match your birth certificate”

Copy of birth certificate: $25 Copy of marriage license: $25 Divorce decree and name change back: $50 A $100 poll tax for every divorced woman in the country.

@GeoRebekah no, because most responsible women already had these documents in a safe place. and if your DL already matches your voter registration, then it's not a problem

@TheFreelyAshley yep.. sure do

Do you know where your birth certificate and/or marriage license is right now?

@DontWalkRUN @HillaryScholten Who the fuck changes their birth certificate?

Representative @HillaryScholten: The SAVE act will prevent 160 thousand women in Michigan's 3rd district from registering to vote because they didn't change the name on their birth certificate when they got married. Whuuuuuuut?

What Framber Valdez said today about his cross-up last summer with catcher Cesar Salazar. youtube.com/shorts/3ZdXPUt…

Can someone PLEASE find Scott Boras' name in the Epstein files????

A year of Jr High Spanish, 2 years of High School Spanish, and 2 semesters of college Spanish… of the little bit I watched, that's about how much of it I understood. instagram.com/reel/DUhjUWeDU…

@NFL @CameronNewton @Panthers

10 years ago, @CameronNewton and the @panthers put up 49 points in the NFC Championship 💪

@elonmusk If the democrats truly wanted to 'fix' immigration, they would have done it sometime from Jan 2009 to Jan 2011. They had control of the White House, the House of Representatives, and they had a supermajority in the Senate... nothing could have prevented them

What he said

@SteveInmanClips Rock em sock em robots in full effect

It was over once the fanny pack came off.