Matty Barker

New pirates of the Caribbean looks wank

Meanwhile at Downing Street

Word of the day is 'curfuggle': a total mess or state of utter disarray.

Word of the day is ‘zwoddered’: in a drowsy, stupid state of body and mind.

People flogging stuff on Facebook marketplace on Christmas day want shot like

Covid has to end. I can’t spend my entire 20’s living like this.

Covid is done for

So the same day a video emerges of them daft cunts boasting about not being caught having a party…he comes out with new restrictions couldn’t write the cunt #fuckoffyamelon

@BorisJohnson can jog on if you think you’re ruining another Christmas like

😂😂😂😂

How’s the apprentice getting on twitter.com/Fun_Viral_Vids…

Mr chow in the background 😂

Proper wobble on 🤣🤣🤣

CRYING at the fella at the end 🤣🤣

@bally94x Hahaha none stop Peroni you man 🤣

Nothing better than waking up in a wkd mood fresh as a daisy