John Barker

Well that was a weird experience

It's true what they say, my cock is just about the best thing in the world. Trust me, once you see it you love it.

LOL found a way to hack my Xbox profile so I get loads of achievements

Back in SF for the weekend, had a great memorial session last night with two sailors and a jäger bomb or twelve. #safesex

Anybody wanna see the penis today?

@dutchashell do you know a guy called Snarfle?

Does anybody know him? #snarfle

I found out because I've been getting calls from a guy I think I slept with callIng himself Snarfle. He's got a holland number.

Ok just found out I was in holland in April, which kinda makes sense as I've got three pairs of clogs

Seven months I've been lost, sometimes I'm not even sure if I've been in the same country. Now I'm back and I'm going to make the difference

Thinking of blogging about my exploits, after the whole 50 shades stuff I think there's a market for what I do. Last night I had two gals.

Hmmm

@johnbarker umm... it's in use?

Tight tight tight ass right now, may live tweet tonight's conquest downtown. From the first stroke...

Best weekend ever. Met up with two different couples last night, had amazing sessions with both of them. They love my abs too!

So far I've brought two girls back, one of them brought their man with them. Love Saturday's.

Best thing about my new sofa? The amount of times I get laid on it!

Hoping I get laid tonight. Found this site to hook you up with couples, very excited!

Late nights make me hungry

Just realised I can fellate myself!