The Barnacle Man

Woody marks after getting his 3rd season ending injury in one game

@PlayoffLakers_ me pleaseeeee

$50 who wants it?

Justin Herbert is not at today’s voluntary #Chargers practice. Trey Lance and DJ Uiagalelei taking the QB reps.

@Tljefferson23 @daiyan_henley11 @Orondegii love you bro but they may disrespect you with practice squad to start the season

@daiyan_henley11 @Orondegii

Finna get the Team AP’s

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

NFL wins since 2020:

MBJH4EV 😭😭😭😭😭

1 of 2 things are happening here, if not both. 1. Even when he’s with his fine shit he’s still thinking about Joe Alt 2. He so autistic that’s the only move he knows

Bro can we normalize playing football in the offseason

@mrbrown_nft Propose To Barnacala

Tell me in 3 words why you need $500.

@mrbrown_nft For Extra Barnacles

@mrbrown_nft Barnacle Man PALACE

@asherrkiinee like this if youre a wuss buss

3 WINNERS The 3 people that has 0 likes in the comments wins the phones Will pick tmr 😇🔁

@asherrkiinee lakers in 5

@asherrkiinee doller sune

@asherrkiinee ty[e s

He looks like an idiot

@MrBeast ILL TELL MY BARNACLE FRIENDS NOT TO FW YOU

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@MrBeast BARNACLE FOR THE WIN

@MrBeast give me the money

@MrBeast my brotha