@WeBuyAniKa JEZZA THAT'S A BRILYINT NAME. Aye, I like 'at. NOW SAY "My name's err.. Anika the Axe. They call me the axe 'cuz.. [reason]"
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Barry 'The Blender'
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Barry 'The Blender'
@barryblenderson
My names err.. Barry the blender Henderson. I'm an amateur mixed martial artist trainin to be a deadly killin machine.
Outskirts o' Limavady. Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@WeBuyAniKa Aye, you bes believe. Ye need a name lek Barry the Blender or Thomas the Tanker or Eamon the Demon. It dusnay have te rhyme.
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@WeBuyAniKa aye but thats not a fighter name lek barry n tchommy. Yer jus not ready te be an amateur mixed martial arteest.
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@WeBuyAniKa I don't hay anuller name fer ye part fram lad. Tell me yer name and I'll think aboot nat callin ye lad, alrigh lad? #BLENDEROUT
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@WeBuyAniKa Aye, yer' right lad! Yer' gettin the hang o' this whole martial arteest thing.
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@WeBuyAniKa I only get mad win somewan starts and I have te do the rage against the machine stare + say fuck you I wont do what ye towl me.
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@WeBuyAniKa Naw I'm not. I do eat eggs sometimes like. Cooked n'all, fer there's no use eatin a ra' egg, that's fuckin crazy.
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@WeBuyAniKa Frank Bruno is my da. He was good mates wi' Chucky Norris, they lived jus' down the road from each other.
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@WeBuyAniKa I'm about as gangster as Frank Bruno, heavyweight champion o' the world.
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@WeBuyAniKa I have a yella belt wi' wan of them wee red yolks on the end, like chucky norris. you bes' believe
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@Nico1o I reckon you should whip a fuckin' mallet out of your sock and beat her shite clean in.
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@lacey1216 @thomas_smythe Some fuckin' eejit has gone and sent us a death threat tweet.
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They call it a Superman punch 'cause when ye actually pull it off, it's w- super.
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@thomas_smythe it would keep ye in peak physical fitness though and put the bajeasuz through yer opponents.
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@thomas_smythe you coulda fuckin rang 0800-get-her-bucked and got a sexy bastard to come round to yer house.
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