Brett Keck

Danger presented by Indiana

@AppleTVPlus might want to fix a few cast names for @nbcthegoodplace

@becerratops @nickAD My use of not elite is not elite, I guess

@barryllium @nickAD Brett you shouldn’t be allowed to use “not elite” in any sentence about yourself as it comes across as misleading

...let's say I was compositing a Nike running app results screen for an elite NFL running back after a 3mi warmup. Let's say I don't know shit about running. What kind of numbers would he have? Does this look about right?

@andyjewett Blast from the past! Definitely been a while. Things are great, hope all is well with you too!

@barryllium long time, my man... long time. Hope you are well.

First haircut in 858 days

Alexander Hamilton was amazing at D&D because his Constitution score was so high.

I’m dead. I just died dead. Who Dey.

WhoDey

@nickAD @DrLarryBurchett And yet, today WAS the day!

@DrLarryBurchett my Dayton Flyers get a rematch with your Jayhawks today!!! We still owe you one from the Maui tourney a few years ago… not sure today’s the day we’ll get you back though. 😛

@lavosbit @PhotoCatch3D @Lightroom @NikonUSA Now you have to explain to @becerratops what a VHS tape is

Real Genius VHS 📼 “Revenge is a moral imperative.” Raw export of the case (92 images) and tape (80 images) from @PhotoCatch3D. @Lightroom @NikonUSA #z6 #augmentedreality #usdz #vhs #realgenius #photogrammetry

@dmoren If you’d just scroll down my Twitter feed, you’d see this :) 9to5mac.com/2021/06/07/ios…

Anybody know why SMS filtering is only for Brazil? Is it legally mandated there or something? 🤨

@bhansmeyer @_connectedfm @viticci breaks up with shelf, shelf immediately starts seeing Apple

Friendship restarted with Shelf. #WWDC21 @_connectedfm

I think it’s the most adorable thing ever when a recipe says “chocolate chips (optional)”

I feel like tonight the universe was like “Hey Chiefs fans, remember when you booed the ‘Moment of Unity’ several months back? I didn’t”

Strongly considering setting up a recurring email where I ask my alma mater to consider giving me a donation.

@MondoVulgare National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks.

@JPEGuin I’m gonna go ahead and guess that the people writing these reviews have never created an app of their own. Really easy to slam hate on hard working people when you have zero intent to step into the arena yourself.

I know that I can sound like a broken record and you’re probably tired of seeing me sharing hateful comments. But I’m also tired of receiving hateful comments, constantly.