Barstool Videos

Sas put his AirPods in on noise cancelling so he wouldn't have to hear himself in the airport bathroom. Absolute coward move and somehow the most logical thing ever said on this pod.

Breaking down the full pool squat so the rolls don't show. Grown men walking around like burglars in three feet of water.

Dave Matthews dumped 800 pounds of waste on a Chicago sightseeing boat and Wikipedia called it "soaked." Two thirds of 120 passengers. Soaked.

Parents dangling Disney trips on like counts is genuinely one of the crueler bits of parenting. Sorry kid, only 1,500 followers. Be cuter.

Renting a truck to drive 11 cats from California to Pennsylvania is one of the most unhinged things ever.

Chad riding shotgun, one-legged guy behind him, and asks why he can't run. All-time unaware moment.

Tibble's going to live with an 11-cat cousin who wears a Purdue windbreaker to weddings and carries a jug of iced tea everywhere. Prayers up for that cat.

UFO spotted in Toledo and nobody blinked. Says a lot about where we are right now.

KB went from Winnie the Pooh freshman year to full Eeyore. Crazy character arc

50,000 people showed up to watch a 0-0 Rose Bowl. The coach was moonlighting as a baseball outfielder. The 1920s were something else.

Getting called "Hollywood" by a paint-covered dude after your comfort plus upgrade is so out of left field

Guy tried to scam Francis in a Whole Foods parking lot and got hit with an existential crisis instead.

Bringing a girlfriend to three weddings is basically a done deal. She gets eight Super Bowls a summer and guys get one. Not a fair fight.

Exit row talk went from emergency prep to full cannibalism survival strategy in about 30 seconds.

McCusker calling a couples massage functional medicine is one of the funniest things said on a podcast this year.

Adam describing a bris like it was a catered rooftop event. Crudite, lox, bagels, and then just a baby's situation with an old man.

Adam Friedland sprinted to Union Square and handed Sydney Sweeney a handwritten business card. She said "oh." That was it.

Saquon Barkley's quads broke Sas and Adam Friedland completely. Ended with "I love men's bodies" and a full dick size debate.

Adam Friedland breaking down Barstool's economics like a drug dealer making $6 an hour. Getting paid in Pink Whitney and a 20% store discount they lost.

Quitting weed to get better at Call of Duty might be the saddest sentence ever spoken.