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@crypto_condom thanks for the tendies man love you and intern

Carnegie & Druckenmiller note that by betting big on a few high-conviction ideas and monitoring them relentlessly you can make outsized returns. $LPTH is such a trade. If you're wondering why it was up 19% on Friday and up another 10% this morning...its bc lots of circumstantial evidence points to @lightpathtech & @LockheedMartin having won the NGSRI Army contract. You wont find this kind of info on @Bloomberg until it happens and the move has already been made. You'll only find it if you obsessively follow a stock and do the DD to understand and connect the dots to give you an edge. Someday AI will take this away from us...but not yet.

Still waiting for @chameleon_jeff to reveal that each hl blind box plushie contains a wallet with 1000 $HYPE

@mys7ix Stop ✋️ gambling

@Kunconfesses @goofygayson the irony lmao

@goofygayson He’s a MOE HOD of Humanities at Chua Chu Kang Sec

this is not how I expected to see a teacher from my sec sch on the internet

such a sad coin bitcoin:native , i will bid $72 - 73k if given, but honestly rather bid hyperliquid:native at that point still great but boring, boring is safe, safe is great, probably does a $50 - $60 range while ppl take profit?

loracle couldn't withstand the power that is the blinding combined retardism of the HL pocket watching community its amazing to see

Happy new ath you fuckers yeaaaaaaaaaah

RELEASE MY VHYPE AT 1:1 PARITY NOW AAAAHHHH

ooof, the pains of forgetting to turn on reduce-only, especially when you push the slider to 100%

excitement wise, crypto has reached a new low for me, old ct friends would know how excited i was for DeFi stuffs daily in the past HL is great but its... boring price wise maybe we'll get a bounce on $btc here but feels like i'll rather observe at $73k instead based on daily back to tradfi 😴

@sershokunin Its been 5 hours, updates?

T-minus 24 hours

So these AP swatches are not limited edition, probably just follows the moonswatches playback. Get it out to the audience, then start releasing limited eds/1 day release stuffs down the line

i mean shit papertrade is gonna give me something for losing??? take my money!

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son. Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman. In a personal capacity. I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term. We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship." On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask. My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team. My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall. My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants. I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile. My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway. My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification." My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years. Let me do the math my father never did. Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours. Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment. But here is the part that makes me proud. We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee. Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything. In a personal capacity. On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them. He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million. I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason. In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

@lBattleRhino it's been 22 minutes, updates?

Longing doge shorting hype

the chinese are doing magic with these tea flavoured beers

@Beerishbull @CL207 I rmb pepeanalytics > some library > some other thing lolol

It might be different for others but he is the best milkmen milking his followers always . I bought his gated NFT at peak of its price with some 6k$ , later I was kicked out and then got rejoined luckily after multiple requests. I was again kicked out as I used to raise the voice against his sins in his discord chat and this time was asked to create volume with his ref so that he can further milk me😅. I mean if you really have any sort of skills , even some basic skills, why would you do this ?

honestly sometime when i mention a position i rather ride it into heavy loss and just take it cus i can just make it back elsewhere + i deserved it anyways + so i dont get zach'd or mlm'd, still got 6 figs on frentech app💀💀💀

@cylway i dunno man, looks very lego-ish to me i can already feel the bioceramic lightness lol

They arnt

@SCHIZO_FREQ Lmao okay now im interested in getting one Still ugly as hell tho At least the moonswatches had some interesting concepts

I’m going to buy one of these just to go up to guys with real APs and say stuff like “Hey! Sick royal oak, man. I have one too. Check it out!”