Bartleby’s Seitan Stand

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still haven’t forgiven @bartlebysfood for moving from fay to bentonville 😔

@songbirderin_ 😭😭😭 miss u too tho

the way y’all feel about @ChickfilA being closed on sundays is how I feel about @bartlebysfood being closed on mondays😭💔

Wicked glad to be here, #FayettevilleAR. 👋😈🤘

And we’re wicked grateful for your support, @nicolelynneee! 😈 We only want to serve our customers the best version of our seitan, so thanks for expressing your concern. 🔥🤘🌱

@nicolelynneee This is wicked stressful, we agree! Some recent packages got jammed up in the post office and we’ve been unable to push them through. We are sending replacements out, so you don’t need to worry about what might be thawed!

We miss you! May we recommend *new* Spicy Nuggets to sooth your seitanic soul? twitter.com/nicolelynneee/…

In three weeks from tomorrow, we'll bring back the Spicy Crispy Cutlets! 🔥🔥🔥 Meanwhile, we've got regular inventory of the Original Crispy Cutlets (4-pack) and NUGGIEEEEEESSSS (16-piece)! ✨😍✨ You can #shopnow: bartlebysshop.com #veganfriedchicken #nugglife #gimme

Meet the MEAN GREEN DEMON PITA, our latest #BartlebysAtHome recipe. 🤤🌱🔥 Jammed with fresh green, summery veg, our version of Green Goddess dressing, and of course, a Crispy Seitan Cutlet, this is the perfect Friday bite. Hop to it! 😈🤘🔥 bartlebysfood.com/blog/bartlebys… #hailseitan

Nuggets + Cutlets! Today at 3:00p EDT, our wicked craggy nuggz are back in the shop alongside the devilicous Crispy Cutlets . 🔥🎉🤘 Ship anywhere in the 48 for a flat-rate of $14―free local delivery for NW Arkansas! bartlebysshop.com #hellyes #nwaeats #veganfriedchicken

🚨 NUGGZ NUGGZ NUGGZ 🚨 That's right, devils, it's time to #bringbackthenuggz! Order em in packs of 16 perfectly popable pieces starting tomorrow (Weds) at 3:00p EDT. 🔥 Holy hell, we missed you, little nuggies. 😈😭🖤🌱 #nugglife #veganfriedchicken #eatwellandraisehell

#FLASHSALE! Today only, get FREE SHIPPING when you buy two packs of our Crispy Seitan Cutlets. 🔥 Just head to the shop, no special code needed. 😈 We ship anywhere in the 48 states (local delivery is *always* free for NW Arkansas). 📦🌱🤘 bartlebysshop.com #holyhell #eat

😈 It's #WICKEDWEDNESDAY, devils. Crispy Seitan Cutlets are back in stock and shop reopens today at 3:00p EDT. Shipping to 48 states and free delivery to NW Arkansas. Official Logo Pins available! $6/pin, inc free shipping. bartlebysshop.com #veganfriedchicken #hellyes

Get ready to GET DAT SEITAN! 🌱 We're replenishing our crispy, signature seitan cutlets and shop orders open again tomorrow (Weds) at 3:00p EDT. 🤘😈🔥 We ship anywhere in the 48 states, but free local delivery if you're in NW Arkansas! 🙌 #getready #eatwellandraisehell #nwaeats

Can you believe how wicked cute these are? 😈 New official Bartleby's pins will be available for purchase VERY SOON and meanwhile, our fiendishly ferocious coasters are going into every seitan shipment for free. 🤘🌱🔥 Eat well and raise hell, devils. 😈 #bestmascot #hellyes

Bigger batches, cheaper shipping. #MOREISMORE and Bartleby's is here to give it to you. 🔥😈🔥 Online orders open at 3:00p EDT today. Free delivery in NWA; reduced shipping rates to the 48 states. #letsgo #hailseitan #holyhell #southernfried #nwaeats bartlebysshop.com

Got some 🔥🔥🔥 news for ya, devils. We've made our Crispy Cutlet batches bigger, reduced our shipping rates, and found better insulation for our packages. 🔥🌱🤘😈 We restock tomorrow (Weds) and orders will open at 3:00p EDT. 🖤 #holyhell #moreismore #hailsetain #scratchmade

Hail, devils. 🤘 Today at 3p EDT we open Bartleby's Seitan Shop for weekly orders. 🔥🔥🔥 Our Crispy Cutlets are freshly restocked and waiting for you to put your fiendish little hooves on 'em. 😈 Get ready, demons: bartlebysfood.com/store/p15/cutl… #holyhell #southernfried #gimme

We’re coming for ya. 😈🔪 Tomorrow (7/29), we restock our Crispy Cutlets and open for orders at 3:00p EDT. 🤤🤘🔥 Plus, the #WickedWednesday contest returns. Get a FREE mini pack of cutlets just for being wicked. Details and a chance to play tomorrow. GET READY, DEMONS! 🔥🙌