Mawhrin-Skel

@BladeoftheS How did she get into Cambridge? She seems incredibly stupid.

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (those horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates). She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger. She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked. Horrible.

@viaplay why can't you show football games that I've already paid for?

@Hippyfish77 Squid Game.

Happy Valley 🎉🎉🤣🤣

@reece_dinsdale Is that dogshit on there?

Do you think he has a compass in the heel?

@YPLAC It's my dad's name. He is in his eighties, mind you. Seems to have been a thing back then.

If your name is Richard and you go by the name "Dick" instead, I just dunno. Rich, Rick, Ricky, even Dicky... Just a passing personal thought. Soz to all the perfectly content Dicks out there.

I said the other day that launching a rocket from under a plane wasn't going to go well. Didn't think it would be an 'anomaly' with the Stage 2 rocket, though.

@NoContextBrits nomenclature

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

@cybergibbons I'm at least a seven...

I honestly don't get how people get above 2 on something like this.

@DavidHarpham77 @Peter4Lowe Unsurprisingly.

@Peter4Lowe It appeared in the Daily Express I believe.

Really, Laura? Really?

@MedvedevRussiaE I think you're supposed to add 'parody' to these accounts now. Musk will be annoyed.

Season greetings to you all, Anglo-Saxon friends, and their happily oinking piglets!

On the New Year’s Eve, everybody’s into making predictions Many come up with futuristic hypotheses, as if competing to single out the wildest, and even the most absurd ones. Here’s our humble contribution. What can happen in 2023:

@Saralily24 Plissken

WITHOUT GOOGLING Can you name a famous Snake ?

@Lynn_McGoo Grosse Pointe Blank - Martin visiting his mom.

@NoContextBrits Why isn't Scotland on the list? We helped invent chicken tikka masala.

This is complete bollocks.

@AgathaWhisker @Nadine_Writes #IWouldntUseTheSunToWipeMyArse - agreed. You'll just end up with more shit on it.

@Nadine_Writes Soooo, "we regret...." but not an apology to Meghan? #dontbuythesun #IWouldntUseTheSunToWipeMyArse

@Douglas4Moray Dick.

Today I was the only party leader to vote against Nicola Sturgeon's Gender Recognition Reform Bill There were passionate arguments made on both sides But I believe this legislation is an attack on women’s rights and puts women and girls at risk I simply could not support that

I'm very foolish. Will apply for the CEO job.

@vonlederhosen @Richie27749554 @spbrunton @scotrefcouncil 'Evident limitations' would you please be a bit more patronising?

@bartlexicon @Richie27749554 @spbrunton @scotrefcouncil Given your evident limitations, scratch the surface with this. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art…

It's the worst possible news. Our hearts are breaking 💔

@vonlederhosen @Richie27749554 @spbrunton @scotrefcouncil Any recommendations?

@Richie27749554 @spbrunton @scotrefcouncil No. Please read a book.👍

@JimMFelton Don't buy the Sun.