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the body language… what is this with people wanting to humble bey? lmao btc gtfo.

overly intelligent people don’t get along with weed

Stopped a man on the street to ask what perfume he was wearing, I tried to ignore it but the waft of slightly burnt vanilla and cardamom would have left me wondering if I didn’t, can’t believe I sacrificed my dignity for this

Has your life ever flashed before you in the gym? What happened?

I must admit, I don’t give men a chance because I genuinely believe most men are on the DL now. Someway. Somehow.

The person that made that tweet is South African.

all of the horrible things that can happen to you in this life, especially as a nigerian who lives in nigeria, saying that getting fat is your biggest fear speaks volumes. when we talk about fatphobia, you lying liars will come and tell brazen lies about skinny shaming

I pity guys that will marry all these girls born from year 2000 upward.