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@HomeJams @MHarrisonW @EthanLevins2 Nope. Ever tried non alcoholic champagne or wine? It tastes like shit. That’s why it looked like he didn’t like it. No way Trump is drinking alcohol for no reason other than for a toast. China doesn’t care if it’s non alcoholic

@MHarrisonW @EthanLevins2 Why did he nearly gag on it? Just a toast, looks like he has done this often but it was something alcoholic.

Trump has never had alcohol in his life. China gave him a beverage to toast, and Trump drank it. This is a very subtle, but STRONG statement on who’s really in charge.

@Tr4v1sA @RoRigi63 @dutch_import @EthanLevins2 Trump said he doesn’t drink alcohol at all so it’s obviously a non alcoholic champagne or wine

@RoRigi63 @dutch_import @EthanLevins2 Watch his reaction right after drinking it, you really think it was most likely not alcohol? I voted Trump 3 times but this isn’t even something controversial its just obvious

@MichaelWri50943 @British_4Ever @PolitlcsUK Protest vote. 🤣

@British_4Ever @PolitlcsUK Reform were only a protest vote, go Andy do the north proud 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is now odds on to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

@toffael @AndyBurnhamGM This is the UK. We vote for politicians who deliver and do their best for the UK, not Gaza and Israel. If you care about Gaza so much, go and live there and vote in their elections.

@AndyBurnhamGM @AndyBurnhamGM All of us ex Labour voters want to know your stance on Gaza and Israel. Pls state that clearly. You could win back millions of voters depending on your answer

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@GaryRWard Cheers mate you too!

@basedbytes Sorry to hear that mate. Keep strong.

What a soul-destroying 2 weeks it's been. Never imagined I'd be sitting unemployed at 40 years old when 2026 started.

@RandomFanMan @signulll Functioning alcoholics drink to feel normal. They don’t wait until they feel good to pick up a six pack, they keep drinking all day when they wake up.

@signulll Disagree. Functioning alcoholics wake up hungover, take adderall, tell themselves they aren’t drinking today and then feel good enough at the end of the day that they pick up a six pack, then go back before close for a bottle of wine. Repeat.

drinkers know when the liquor store closes. alcoholics know when it opens.

@Kare56115 @Aarchimandrita @NormanBrennan @sussex_police Well someone must have pulled them out then but they would have been floating otherwise they wouldn’t be able to see them. So they either washed ashore or they were floating.

@basedbytes @Aarchimandrita @NormanBrennan @sussex_police Reports say they were in the sea

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE; The bodies found this morning were 3 Women; at 5.45am one apparently got into difficulty in the sea & it appears two others (friends) went into the water to help; all three sadly perished! Watch @sussex_police for Accurate Updates👇😞

@meghanncuniff What a psychopath. Worse nightmare for a man is to end up with a woman like this

A judge today sentenced a Utah woman to life in prison without parole for murdering her husband by slipping fentanyl into a cocktail she made for him. Judge Richard Mrazik said a person convicted of Kouri Richins' crimes "is simply too dangerous to ever be free."

@BSchwabs13 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Utter nonsense. Prison officers get paid around 30k a year

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Day out on the taxpayers bill. That prison officer is getting paid upwards of £500 for that day out and there was probably more than 1. Just deport the offender

UK gang member serving an 18 year prison sentence for murder was able to attend a relatives funeral under supervision while cuffed to a prison officer

@MatchDCentral Spurs haven’t had a single penalty all season. Were denied a blatant penalty last game and are basically reffed completely different to other teams

🚨💣 West Ham believe the Premier League is working against them and fear the club is being pushed toward relegation this season. People inside the club think Tottenham’s bigger commercial and TV value could be influencing decisions in their favor. West Ham are now considering legal action over refereeing decisions, with several incidents from this season being reviewed internally. The club is also looking into matches involving rival teams, with growing belief that the mistakes are more than just “human error.” [@Mercado_Ingles]

@CryptoSuited @CrimeLdn Walton on Thames is in Surrey you dumb prick

@CrimeLdn Stabby cnut couldn't wait to reach the UK to start stabbing people so he stabbed someone on the way.

A man has been arrested for attempted murder after a stabbing on a boat. A man in his 30s suffered serious injuries and was taken to hospital by air ambulance in Walton-on-Thames. A 27-year-old man has since been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder on Tuesday.

@superlufc1919 How was it a dive you fucking retard

Wasn’t too fussed who went down between spurs and West Ham but following the spurs tears around Maddison’s dive, I really hope it’s them who go down

@Kare56115 @Aarchimandrita @NormanBrennan @sussex_police It doesn’t matter. The facts are that they entered the water at around 4.30am and were found on the beach a short time later so they obviously didn’t sink did they

@basedbytes @Aarchimandrita @NormanBrennan @sussex_police You do realise a body sinks straight away when drowned ? iflscience.com/do-dead-bodies…

@dalziel_stephen @donhutch4 Why are you showing a still photo when there’s slow motion video clearly showing no touch!

@donhutch4 Different angle Don and this shows Nmecha (he’s not defender btw) touch the ball, on the balance of the 2 there is no clear and obvious error. Maybe also look at the offside on DCL prior to 1st Leeds penalty claim, evidence that VAR was incorrect and DCL onside.

This is why I show no bias what so ever. Maddison is the one that touches the ball to the side,not the defender. Pen all day long IMO

@Aarchimandrita @NormanBrennan @sussex_police Maybe the going for a swim part was inaccurate as they were fully clothed. Suggests they fell in, probably from the pier and then got swept down the beach

@basedbytes @NormanBrennan @sussex_police In the freezing water? Ok

@matticuss @alimik1968 @NormanBrennan @sussex_police Because it’s thick as mince people talking nonsense on here

@basedbytes @alimik1968 @NormanBrennan @sussex_police really name calling if you dont like the reply then fuck off

@TruthSignalUK @DailyMail @sreynolds196777 They were definitely drunk. 5am after leaving a club. That’s a given. Question is how they got into the water. Fully clothed suggests they fell from the pier or somewhere else.

@basedbytes @DailyMail @sreynolds196777 Female drownings tend to be drunk and unclothed.

Three young women who died in sea off Brighton were found 'fully clothed' after 'attending student night in beachfront nightclub' trib.al/mIN0Fg2

@LadyBrighton @BROKENBRITAIN0 Stop talking nonsense. It happens regularly

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Lived here all my life this hasn’t ever happened before!! The city residents are very suspicious

🚨UPDATE: Police have confirmed that the three young women who were found dead in the sea off of Brighton beach were “fully clothed” believed to have attended a nearby nightclub 🇬🇧 The nightclub which is on the beach, runs a weekly event for students on Tuesdays which runs until 4am.

@EricWorsthorne @BROKENBRITAIN0 It sounds like one may have fallen in off the pier drunk, and the two others jumped in to save her

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Yeah they all went swimming in 10 degree celsius sea at night.