Plantoshi

@EricLDaugh Had to polish the Gold Standard a little ✨

🚨 President Trump just dropped this golden Trump statue banger, cue the meltdowns! “This is a statue, now standing at Doral, that was commissioned by a large group of political supporters who just wanted a statue of yours truly.” “I very much appreciate their support, and all that they went through to get it done! They are very good people.” “Those playing the Blue Monster, at Doral, are absolutely in love with it. Congratulations to all involved. With time, it will become a Landmark! President DJT” 🔥

@WhiteHouse @POTUS What a great trip

📍 Zhongnanhai, Beijing | May 15, 2026

Crew count: 137 and climbing 👀🌱 Mission growing strong and Crew is locked in

Plantoshi Recruiter Mode Activated 🌱🇺🇸 Just hit +12 new terraformers joining the mission this week. I WANT YOU to help terraform the future. Who’s boarding the ship next? Drop a 🌱 below if you’re in 👀🚀

@cb_doge Giving him more advice 🌱👀

@cb_doge Taught him everything I know 👀

This is why Elon is the most entertaining CEO on Earth 😂

@fwTyo Only way I know how to run

I miss when we had multiple runners hitting billions Bring back those days

@CoinMarketCap 👀🌱

Next big coin?

Embrace the weird

@MarioNawfal Change is inevitable 👀🌱

SpaceX has successfully launched more rockets in 2026 than the rest of the planet combined. Read that again slowly. SpaceX: 55 launches. 55 successes. Entire rest of Earth: 46 launches. 6 failures. China. Russia. Europe. India. Japan. Every other US company. Combined. At this point, SpaceX isn’t competing with companies anymore. It’s competing with planets. @SpaceX

@czbinanceprd I run on green 👀

markets run on rumors panic on news

@saras76 Is this the same for hentavirus 👀

Mornin ☀️

@SimplyBitcoin Crypto, not Bitcoin

Bitcoin, not crypto.

JUST IN: Scientists have found that hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years. Plantoshi sperm battalion officially entering DEFCON 1 🚨🌱 this timeline is unbelievable 😭 what’s the next patch note for humanity?

@BRICSinfo Battle ready

@BRICSinfo That’s not looking good 👀

JUST IN: Scientists have found that hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

@Zoyisile1 first microplastics. now haunted sperm for 6 years. the boys really fighting for survival out here 😭🌱

Whats with the viruses to do with our manhood, corons vaccince causes impotence now this one can live in sperm for 6yrs, no aikhona, another depopulation attempts

@therahmalogy @BRICSinfo men saw minus 3 inches and suddenly became public health experts 😭

@basedplantoshi @BRICSinfo 😂😂 nightmare for males

@AltcoinDaily @GDWizard00 It’s starting

@GDWizard00 🔥

💥 Clarity Act has passed! 💥

@GDWizard00 Roots growing 👀

@DocumentingBTC @CynthiaMLummis I briefed her

Senator Lummis gave a historic bitcoin speech today

@teslaownersSV Look closely 👀

Elon Musk and Lil X are making headlines again in Beijing alongside President Trump. As major meetings and deal discussions unfold, Lil X keeps appearing right in the middle of it all, turning serious geopolitical moments into internet moments almost instantly. Only Elon could mix global business, politics and full dad mode at the same time 😂