the kid

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the kid

@basicallytori

i’m not like other girls.. i’m worse

Katılım Ağustos 2009

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the kid@basicallytori·25 Ağu

gonna start putting on job applications that if they don’t hire me im gonna k*ll myself

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the kid@basicallytori·1h

@aftpremect wanting a nice workout to kick my ass into gear

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Crave Josh Jr.@aftpremect·2h

@basicallytori What’s the other 50

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the kid@basicallytori·4h

made it to pilates this morning after a bender of a day/night yesterday… duality of woman

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the kid@basicallytori·2h

@aftpremect there’s a 50% chance you’re not wrong

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Crave Josh Jr.@aftpremect·3h

@basicallytori Didn’t wanna pay the cancellation fee huh

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the kid@basicallytori·4h

my entire last relationship was a PIP tbh

Isabel Steckel@IsabelSteckel

the last few months of a relationship when you put ur boyfriend on a PIP

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the kid@basicallytori·1d

just got mistaken at the beach for a junior in college i’m sooooo back

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the kid@basicallytori·2d

the real reason i’d want to be a wag tbh

c@pucknuck

just realized i'm a tiny bit partial to wags because they have my ideal marriage: the man is gone half the time

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brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️@tessiesbestie·3d

he hasn’t asked me to be his leadoff hitter for opening day

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the kid@basicallytori·4d

i am the hottest girl drinking an ipa and working at the airport bar rn

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the kid@basicallytori·4d

waking up to my feed being all about a plane crash at LGA when i have a flight in 8hrs🤠🤠🤠👍👍👍

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the kid@basicallytori·4d

@youngmick24 this could go either way tbh

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MikeyMick✈@youngmick24·4d

@basicallytori One day closer to Phillies baseball if that helps get through Monday at all😭

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the kid@basicallytori·4d

8:54pm the sunday scaries just hit me like a ton of bricks

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le.hl@0xleegenz·5d

Me adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom of my life

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the kid@basicallytori·6d

me n which one of you from my dms

effy@MyNameIsntEffy

quitting my job to pursue my real passion: being sent money on the internet

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the kid@basicallytori·18 Mar

practicing this all year

Pearl Rose@hipearlrose

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

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the kid@basicallytori·17 Mar

why have a manic monday when you can have a manic tuesday

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the kid@basicallytori·16 Mar

tornado, severe thunderstorm and extreme wind warnings and im at the gym worried about losing weight smh it’s really never over

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the kid@basicallytori·15 Mar

my ability to consume 20,000 calories on a sunday should be studied

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the kid@basicallytori·15 Mar

im excited to hangout with my dog today

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the kid@basicallytori·14 Mar

@lesmiserob @madddiexo 🫨

QME

Rob@lesmiserob·13 Mar

@madddiexo @basicallytori Wait..

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the kid@basicallytori·13 Mar

my sister and i have a 792 snapchat streak bc every day i wake up and send her a pic of our dog sleeping

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