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new heat #techno #musicmonday soundcloud.com/bassis88/bassi…

@Munchbunch87 @mssmlee @JeremyClarkson Shocking

Can I just say how fucking reassuring it is to see the British Army is now involved in vaccine distribution.

@archillect SR-71s or A-12s? Did you know, the CIA started 50 fake companies to mine or buy titanium from Russia for the production of these planes, so they could fly right over it.

@BradleyBall88 Did you not know this?

@SkyNews Gwarn, boys!!!

Oxford Circus Tube station has been vandalised with graffiti covering most of the platforms' walls. It is not clear who sprayed the words across the station but transport police say they are investigating. Read more here: trib.al/qc6RpN2

@danadonly It's an iphone. What do you expect?

@JeremyClarkson Dunno what you're talking about, jezza! I've been delivering palettes of bricks on my bicycle as suggested by those in charge of road planning and I must say, I've delivered more than my colleagues still using their lorries!

Khan you fucktard. This arrangement doesn’t work

@BradleyBall88 That's a paddlin

@BradleyBall88 Tut, see what you mean. how's ya luck! The day you forgot to put socks on

@livevaans Feels well & truly catched

I’ve been sweeped off my feet x

@davidschneider Yeah but he averted forthcoming EU law on corporation tax & siphoned off a shit load of public money into selfservative pockets, so it's not all bad.

The cronyism in this Tory government is so out-of-control that I honestly couldn’t keep track… so I combined my two main skills (puns and #Rstats) to create this interactive visualization. Introducing… My Little Crony! sophieehill.shinyapps.io/my-little-cron…

@mrjamesob You know, when Limmy posts the same tweet, twice a week, at least it's funny.

What fresh hell is this?

@ias0na Probably something from ze ffffrrrreeeeench! Big one for me however, is @DJDaveClarke's "way of life" technasia mix

@doctor_oxford And no PPE! Construction work is extremely risky stuff, even for the well-trained. There are absolutely imperative reasons why we wear appropriate PPE. In this most basic case; hardhat, cut level3+ gloves, eyewear, boots, full sleeves & high vis. P1+ mask recommend, too.

No mask. No social distancing. Setting a dire public health example.

This is just about the coolest thing, ever!!!!

@mezclaband's album "shoot the moon" hitting nicely this morning 😎 #Jazz #jazzmakeseverythingbetter

@Leonce @DJFLP1 Go on, maureen!

Me at the post-corona afters twitter.com/ElSobrinoJr/st…

@mizeyesis It's merit that matters. Pay too much attention to to trivial matters like heritage (respect for which, not withstanding) when selecting a candidate and you'll end up with incompetence, ignorance and a stand-up comedian for a president.