baste god

The question on everyone’s lips…

When I turn 30 (tomorrow), I will delete hinge for the final time. Nothing more embarrassing than looking for a potential partner online past 30

Broski from labour needs to kind of wrap it up tbh

What do you do if she’s got two left feet

Exquisite Mariposa gf, battle of Versailles bf

@chardylover69 That’s also just generational perhaps - no one is cut anymore so not much to guess

Adding to the list of goated conversations with the guys over a pint (other is cataloguing who is smoking hot vs just hot vs beautiful) is who would beat who (same weight) in a fight. It was mentioned that the flinta version of these is listing who’s looking ugly at the moment

Can’t wait to name my child Menzies (pronounced Mingus)

Ok no one told me oklou’s hot

They can be paired with a bag of frozen Toulouse sausages that have been in your freezer for months, burnt on the outside but still raw in the middle. You can’t be bothered cooking them further so accept them as medium rare

Depression meals don’t have to be a whole jar of olives, sometimes they are a bag of frozen McCain superfries dumped into cold oil that has been sitting on your stove since your housemate made chips a week ago, fried until crisp but so a burst of seed oil coats your mouth

Franz Ferdinand moment

I already be doing this

Kind of obsessed with this. September is going to be my month

I find it so strange when people say they’re a registered nurse like obviously you’re registered to work in the medical industry. Are there unregistered nurses? Did their registrations lapse? Are they required to be updated yearly?

@thebellesjar Sorry I think 99% of customers have come in more times than you. Need to up those numbers if you want regular, let alone yearned, status

@bastegodD is it me

Is it kosher to ask out a regular customer?

@chardylover69 Unironically completely agree

Since I decided that I am trying to be mystified, I’ve come to the conclusion that I must live perpetually in fantasy. Never breaking the scene, encouraging its continuous rise but not allowing it to bubble over into action. Will someone engage in this dance for eternity?

So awkies when my Instagram reply girls send me a like on hinge

What do you call the phenomenon where Sunday by the cranberries keeps playing on everyone’s stories and posts and it makes you cry every time …????