batakasis

Cis women aren't women

when the revolution begins the first order of business will be to kill all the A&Rs ... the landlords can wait

we all live w our parents at 27

rubbing oil on my big silly cock

we've all asked our cousins for nudes

🤣🤣🤣🤣

that judge isnt hotter than clav

@ZackMovie2 omg 😆

hi, my name is adam lanza welcome to jackass. this is called "a normal reaction given the circumstances"

its all a conspiracy

@strawvampika got rejected before i even confessed

just confess to the person you like yall and take the rejection 😭✋

My IQ is 149 and I spend most of my days seriously contemplating suicide

love getting to know someone and realizing that I'll never get over them for the rest of my life

i dated a girl who was an extreme leftist and i dated a girl who loved hitler and it taught me that political views dont rlly matter much as long as ur kind and have love in ur heart

probably 6 years old

@WittyEchoes thats the dream

MEN ONLY: Would you date a girl who’s more educated and has a higher degree than you?

austin powers is a great spy but also lowkey kinda funny

why is Fran Lebowitz allowed to talk and why are we forced to listen

By age 25, your circle should consist of: -a Spellcaster -a Healer -a Tank -and a Rogue your network is your net worth

@joshypooper ur willy is rubbish

my dick is trash

knowing who kuru is feels embarrassing