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@ComRicheyweb @MrPitbull07 This is brickell heights in downtown miami, the apartments start at like 4k a month...Google it. Story is 🐂💩

@MrPitbull07 I don't believe this actually happened. The why is simple - two bottles of Cholula. A box of essentials to get someone through a week doesn't include even a single bottle of Cholula - let alone two. Whoever took this photo and wrote this story made the whole thing up.

This right here is why I’m done being the “nice friend.” I spent my own money, my own time, and my own energy putting together a full box of groceries for someone who told me they were struggling. Fresh food, snacks, water, sauces, meat, fruit, everything they could possibly need for the week. I didn’t ask for anything back. I just wanted to do something kind because I actually care about people. I dropped it off right at their door, sent a text to let them know, and thought it’d make their day. They replied with “thanks,” which I appreciated… until a few minutes later when they followed up asking if next time I could “get different stuff” because they “don’t really eat these brands.” I had to read it twice because I couldn’t believe it. You’re getting free groceries and your first response is to complain about the type of ham or pasta sauce? It’s honestly sad how ungrateful people have become. Nobody values effort anymore. You try to help and they still find a reason to criticize it. I wasn’t looking for praise, but I also wasn’t expecting attitude. It’s exhausting trying to do right by people who only notice what you didn’t do perfectly. At this point, being kind feels like a losing game. Would that message have rubbed you the wrong way too, or do people really think this kind of behavior is normal now ~ Maggie Sanders

@UnderFaceValue @ByTimReynolds Best thread ever.

@ByTimReynolds Indiana fans will make that a dry community by Sunday afternoon.

I don’t want to say downtown Miami wasn’t ready for the CFP crowd … but downtown Miami wasn’t ready for the CFP crowd. And most people aren’t even here yet. Yikes.

@donhodsonesq @China_Fact LOOK. AT. YOUR. PHONE

@China_Fact This might be the laziest propaganda I’ve ever seen.

A French man tested how long it takes for a laptop left in public to be stolen in different countries. 🇮🇹 Italy: 11s 🇫🇷 France: 14s 🇬🇧 UK: 33s Then he came to 🇨🇳 China… the result left him speechless.

@donhodsonesq @MayorOfLA DON

@MayorOfLA Whatever the test was, California failed it.

Los Angeles was the test case. We can’t let more cities be threatened by an Administration behaving like a dictatorship. The time to stand up is now.

@CoachTMayson @packers LET GRANDMA OUT!

Grandma is in the cage until Micah Parsons is a Packer @packers

@_buames You're an inspiration. The best is yet to come!

I’m entering hospice today. Will probably update every little if at all. But I wanted to say to be kind, be brave, be principled, be an idealist. Most importantly, be a decent human. I love that we existed together, in this moment of time.

@SerotninJunkie @Moveonegrim @eurosatte @dklmarxist .

@Moveonegrim @eurosatte @dklmarxist This is totally in support of black people though. Even black or ugly leaders should be obeyed, how's that bad?

@fguzmanon7 Congrats!! Please be nice to the curtains at @Batchftl

Some news, as they say. After nearly 21 years with WSVN, I am moving on. Will forever be grateful for the relationships built and lessons learned. I started here as a freshman in college and never imagined I’d spend this much time in one place. As for what’s next…

@mattealexG @DudespostingWs Hang in there! Sorry for your loss.

@DudespostingWs I’m sorry the loss of your brother I feel your pain. I lost my son too and my sister. God bless you, sir.🙏🇺🇸

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@FredandJeffsuck @rogerclemens @KingofJUCO @sanjacbaseball No thats JUCS, or JUCJ, learn your alphabet dude. Rocket come visit us next time you're in Miami, we'll let you pitch BP in our kitchen.

@rogerclemens @KingofJUCO @sanjacbaseball does JUCO stand for juiced up cock sucker because that is what you were. coward jerkoff

You’re the man @KingofJUCO ! Yeah you might hit one of my washed up heaters… but my splitty is turning one of your bats to firewood! 👊 and PS I was a JUCO guy too at one point in time @sanjacbaseball

@johanstravel @nexta_tv @donhodsonesq

@nexta_tv Rupees are just as unusable as the Chinese Yuan or russian ruble because of how tight money their policy is, let alone (looming) sanctions. Fortunately #BRICS has sorted this thing out already, so they should join ASAP and all problems will melt away! ooh wait..

Reuters: 14 tankers with oil from the Russian Federation have been waiting for shipment from India for several weeks. All because of problems with payment - the Indian side refuses to pay for oil in dollars for fear of falling under US sanctions. They offer to pay in rupees, which the Russian side no longer agrees to.

Our annual Best of Miami® issue crowns @BatchMiami with Best Ladies Night. miaminewtimes.com/best-of/2023/r…

@dt007 @MiamiHEAT Darcy you and pops are our #1! #vamoselheat

@BatchMiami is also THE BEST PLACE to pregame if you’re going to Kaysea Center for the @MiamiHEAT game!

Thank you @miaminewtimes and @soflonicole, we appreciate the love! Stop in for some Heat ball or Cats hockey and you'll have a cold one waiting on us ;)

Cheers to the weekend 🍻 Make sure to catch your next @MiamiHEAT or @FlaPanthers game at one of New Times' top sports bar picks, including @grailsmiami, @BM_temp_, and @BatchMiami. miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/th…

@blakestonks We love you too Blake, we love you too.

I love you @BatchMiami

@paulie_c_223 @Thomas493Rs What a fun last hoorah that was before the end of the world 😆

@Thomas493Rs Man, this reminds be of @BatchMiami for #superbowlLIV hope that stadium is filled with red tomorrow.

We keep showing up!! #49ers #FTTB

@JimBarnesIV @adammarkowitzEA Agree that a clawback from the government is unlikely, but I think technically when you claim through the period its "an advance" and not earned yet. At a minimum I guess its a "low interest loan"? I think its likely infrastructure gets pushed to 2022, all players have dug in.

@BatchMiami @adammarkowitzEA Since we are coding payroll weekly I would think at a minimum the part of Q4 that is coded before the cancellation would still be eligible. I can’t see it being retroactive as we will be coding Q4 starting next week if the bill is delayed.

@batchmiami was named one of the top 10 best sports bars in Miami 🥳 The restaurant offers locally sourced pub grub, from lamb burgers to truffle fries, that pairs perfectly with the lengthy drink list offering a wide range of beers, wines, and other creative cocktails 😎

@AnthonyBalboa7 Thank you joining us for brunch!! Cheers to you and your family!

“Don’t count the days, make the days count” - Muhammad Ali Love our City. Balboa brunch @BatchMiami after mass. #makingmemories #family