🦇Batty🦇

Also, I made a tiktok??? That’s cool. @batdemon24?_r=1&_t=ZT-92pWwu5I6ub" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@batdemon24?_r…

Blew up on tiktok so it’s here now #dispatch #waterboy #fanfiction #A03

You know how I said I’m on haitus? Yeah… I wanted to cause pain today…. 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/82111456 #dispatch #watermech #waterboy #mechaman #robertrobertson

@JustSomeArtt WAIT I TAKE IT BACK, CAN I WRITE /THIS/

Just a sketch but u get the idea #waterbae #waterboy #flambae #dispatch #dispatchfanart

@JustSomeArtt Okay but I NEED to write this

Lowkey obssesed #waterboy #dispatch

Made a tiktok about how I found out Stellachu (the cosplayer) reads Watermech fanfiction and then she immediately said some fucked shit about my main hobby. I think she hates me in particular/hj

@sayamete @pusakhunter full bush representation‼️‼️

genderbent #robertrobertson and #waterboy anyone?? #dispatch

@LafargaSerenity @ujgokgy11049 @DizzyMar_ Same reason why if you put a balloon over a water bottle, it stretches to fit the bottle inside. But if you put the balloon inside the water bottle, it stays the same. Cause there’s nothing to stretch it. So if you want the walls to be covered, you need bigger balloon

@ujgokgy11049 @DizzyMar_ No, es que si el condón masculino es pequeño y se estira, porque el femenino no hace lo mismo? Es una duda genuina xd

Yo todavía no entiendo porque los codones femeninos son tan grandes y como se supone que se usan, porque nadie me lo explicó nunca

And thus begins my hiatus until the end of April. I can’t wait to destroy yalls mental state soon. 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/78460551… #dispatch #waterboy #flambae #robertrobertson

This is kind of experimental so if I end up not liking it, I might abandon it so be warned. Also, research for this fic is making it so tiktok thinks I’m a ballerina.

Can I just be the person who is know for writing #watermech fics based off of Laufey songs? New fic up rn! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/80628631… #dispatch #RobertRobertson #waterboy

new pov 📸 #flambert #dispatch

Flambae is currently discovering something interesting about himself at the ripe age of 36 #dispatch #flambae #flambert #robertrobertson

An incredibly short chapter to tithe you little freaks (lovingly) over until my haitus is officially over at the beginning of March. 🔗archiveofourown.org/works/78460551… #dispatch #flambae #waterboy #robertrobertson

mood 🥲

the official wasnt serving enough 🔥🔥 #dispatch #flambae #ValentinesDay

@bdytIk They gave Waterboy an ass just for Valentine’s Day, god bless

i know flambae is mad af not only does he have to share his last place placement with waterboy after losing in every poll, but that waterboy is OUTDOING him too

@yobO2h HAPPY TRAIL LEADS TO A HAPPY MEAL

Happy Valentine’s Day! #waterboy #dispatch

Everyone please forgive my absence. I will be on Haitus until March as of right now 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 but I’ll back back with chapter 3 in no time #dispatch #a03 #fanfiction