moonie :)

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I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack." Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart. She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava. This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for. I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it. I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one. The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home. In America, is the short stack truly the small one? I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

i hate how we as a fandom couldnt make this song a hit jungkook ate tf down in this

Ppl think I hate Amber Liu bc I have something against her being a tomboy and her androgynous expression as a woman like.. nah she’s just a fucking racist anti feminist weirdo whose raps ruin f(x)’s songs 90% of the time

hey!⚠️i went to a secondhand serenade concert last night, and if youre a fan or planning to see them, beware. this guy is in the band and followed me back after last nights concert. he wanted me to come to their show in denver and after me telling him i was 16, he still insisted.

🐰 Every time I get in the car, be it immediately or a while later, I always make sure to wear my seat belt, but every time, as soon as I get in the car, Jin hyung goes "Put your seatbelts on unless you wanna fvcking die" 🐹🐰 🤣 🐰 It's an expression of affection

@yoongiptdass Who tf is driving the bus if Kim freaking taehyung is having fomo

this is my favorite part about bts comebacks, first time i wasn’t able to watch live in 10 years :/

we’re losing ancient texts

Hobi :

JUNGKOOK DANGER 12 YEARS APART... THIS IS CRAZY 2014 2026

THE WAY THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED DOING THE DANGER CHOREO AJBDJSBDJSBDJHD

we mexicans get called aliens by racist people all the time and then white people be dressing up as aliens at concerts sigh. they truly don’t know the meaning of that song especially with everything going on right now with immigration, aliens lyrics are so relatable

Joon saying you need to have a deep understanding of black music to embody the melody of 2.0 after black armys told yall just yesterday that some of yall need to do a deep dive into the origins of rap/hip hop to better understand bts’ music direction

and while we at it… WATCH American hustle life… like that’s the bare minimum yall can do

最近TLに流れてくるヨーロッパVSアメリカのやり取りってこんな感じ

crazy thinking both eras are less than 1 year apart :))

jungkook remains to be the funniest person on earth because adding the no.29 sound to the background of him finding his account got suspended is frying me i love him so much

@kithtaes thank you my love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@batkkyu HANDSOME HANDSOME HANDSOME !!!!!

new hair yall

@kithtaes i’ve been wanting scene hair since i was a toddler 😭😭 i’m thriving rn

@batkkyu im ngl there's smth endearing abt u doing very scene coded hair... idk if u were admiring scene kids as a 6 year old like i was but it's cute nonetheless 🥹