sillycat

@LxVer8 THEY ARE IN MY HEAD

what is this guy saying

@Raivov1 @MakkroLoL

@investorMM @aftgrm

【最恐】トイレで30分スマホをいじり続けた男性、肛門から「16cmの腸」が飛び出し緊急手術へ ↓ 長時間座りっぱなしで力んだ結果、直腸が裏返って脱出する「直腸脱」を発症し詰む ■経緯 ・中国・中山市の男性が、スマホに夢中で30分以上便座に座り続ける ・もともと脱肛気味だったが、長時間の腹圧とスマホによる「ながら力み」がトドメに ・テニスボール大の塊（腸）の一部が肛門からコンニチハし、自力で戻せなくなり病院へ直行 ・医師いわく「トイレでのスマホは骨盤底筋を破壊する行為」と警鐘 2018年に世界を震撼させたこの事件、最近また「トイレスマホの末路」としてSNSで再拡散されトラウマを量産中。 「トイレは5分以内」が医学的な鉄則だが、現代人はスマホ1台で腸を傷つけるリスクを背負っている模様。 排便中のYouTubeやSNSは文字通り「身を削る行為」なので、心当たりのある全人類は今すぐスマホを置いて立ち上がるべき。

@discord KYU

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🎁It's giveaway time! 🎁 I'm giving away 3 keys for Escape from Tarkov: The Unheard Edition (EU). Rules: 👉 Follow 👉 Retweet 👉 Comment your favorite gun 📅The winners will be chosen at random and announced on April 12th. Good luck, bros!🚀

@TarkovBasement vector 45acp

@Raivov1 sometimes im so silly

@batnibba Silly cat why don’t you follow me you hate me?

All those nights I spent having e sex, buying RP for him, and opening up about my feelings… just to find out “he” was actually a girl.

Ornn IS DEAD

@Drututt why is spearshot with dima? and why druttut is going with ohne?

People LOVED the last event, so its returning 😈this time we are doing DUOs. Still looking for like 5-6 more streamers to fully complete line up. DMs are open or just comment. 6th of april 6pm CET

@BeratStuff average day in the job @aftgrm

@MakkroLoL next time use real plates

Buff Ornn🐏

@tarkovarena are we gonna get free arena for this weekend?

In addition to new content, BattlePass Season 2, and various fixes, we have also decided to transition to an updated version of the game engine — Unity 6.

Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiting patch 0.5.0 for #TarkovArena, which was originally planned for Q1 2026. We'd like to share that the release has been postponed to mid-April 2026.

@Raivov1 pussy

@batnibba I go there on vacation every year and it’s pretty good but I would not live there

My favourite eu country

@Raivov1 what about this ?

@batnibba Don’t worry love Greece as well

@Solarbacca1 @Herold_NA

@Herold_NA U ARE SO BRAINDEAD

dude @Solarbacca1 this is unacceptable bro.