David J Batten

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David J Batten

David J Batten

@battenworks

Software engineer and DevOps specialist, motocross/supercross fan, and billiard enthusiast.

SLC, UT Katılım Ekim 2010
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David J Batten
David J Batten@battenworks·
6yo advice this morning: "Bye daddy. Try not to lose anything." O_o
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
Election Day should be a national holiday. No one should be working. We should be at the polls and then maybe a bbq as we wait for results to come in. There should be floats and parades. We shouldn't have to beg people to go out and vote. It should be celebrated.
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Tim Ottinger
Tim Ottinger@tottinge·
I've done okay for someone who was told that in order to succeed, one must be extroverted, a morning person, forceful, aggressive, and expensively dressed.
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God
God@TheTweetOfGod·
It's My birthday! I'm turning ∞.
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internet hall of fame
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
If you can make 65,000 people sing in sync after your 33 years after your death, you're not a singer but legend
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philip lewis
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_·
New Orleans students Ne’Kiya Jackson and Calcea Johnson, credited with solving the Pythagorean theorem using trigonometry, have discovered nine more solutions to the problem nola.com/news/education…
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David J Batten@battenworks·
@pattonoswalt My kids had the same reaction when we watched Alien the other night. My wife and I prepped them for an intense experience. They were like "that movie was goofy and lame. What's your deal? Stupid old people."
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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.
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Rick
Rick@rickasaurus·
Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the fouriest transform
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Heckin Good Dogs
Heckin Good Dogs@HeckinGoodDogs·
The perfect photo doesn't exi.....
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God
God@TheTweetOfGod·
I’m done blessing America. I’m moving on to Canada. It’s less needy and has better poutine.
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Woody Zuill@WoodyZuill·
This is big news - Andrea Zuill and Nelly Buchet listed in Publishers Weekly Best 20 Books of 2024 list for Dog Vs Strawbery!
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Lars Klint | 🚜🥑📹
Lars Klint | 🚜🥑📹@larsklint·
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
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Tim Ottinger
Tim Ottinger@tottinge·
is there any evidence that annual goal-setting is actually an effective way to run a company? Is there historic data to show that it really works and is better than no goals, or monthly goals, or 5 year roadmaps? I know it's INTENDED to be helpful, but does it really help?
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