Bat Vibes

Pause the GIF 6 times to draft your Kanto team. Who did you get?

@BroImSlow I don't necessarily mind the crazy concepts but there's so many for returning fans. My girls are like... Daddy who is this pokemon? And I'll be like...

@BatVibes Would be way better than just throwing out random objects to fill the ranks!

I wish pokémon did more variants

@TheLoungeHQ Sooner or later the barrier to entry will be steep because you won't know 80% of the pokemon out there if you are new to the IP

@BatVibes This would be multiples better than continuing to create new mons that really aren’t much different/memorable in design or competitiveness

@ic4ntwin You taking advice from Gengar over Alakazam? 👀

@BatVibes Gengar for some life changing advice

It's getting late. Who you keeping out for the night?

@BillyM2k Aw thanks buddy ☺️

only people i like can reply to this

@Pokemon_cojp This is really sad. Pokémon is great and all but people are getting in fights and causing dramas and now dying over it. Tragic

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@nekoalexx And they only give you two days to do it

So.. I did my first Whatnot show and sold a bunch of plush…. But my biggest fear with it was trying to ship them and I’m way too overwhelmed 😭… how do ya’ll do this?!!

@KabutoKing_ I think it's both good and bad. Some designs look cool but it's really hard to get caught up with all the pokemon

Would you rather have 10,000 new Pokemon or 100 new ways to interact/collect/play with the ones you already know & love?

@BatVibes Gardevior and Alakazam with that 5k IQ

@BatVibes Gardevoir. She would keep me safe if we were in a dangerous area.

@BatVibes is the gardevoir female? If yes, then her. If no, then espeon.

@sunntig Thanks! Lol constant thinking about pokemon these days 🤣 which is good since my girls are all about it

@BatVibes I like these type of think pieces u drop. They all great and extremely valud points xD

The Pokémon League must have known that Giovanni is Team Rocket’s lead for years and they’ve been protecting him the whole time. Here's a theory: • The Smoking Gun: Giovanni is the official Viridian Gym Leader, the strongest one in Kanto. The League literally employs him, pays him, and lets him hand out the final badge to every kid who walks in. • The Timeline: While Team Rocket is stealing Pokémon, experimenting on Mewtwo, and taking over Silph Co. in broad daylight, the Elite Four and Champion do… nothing. No raids. No investigations. Zero questions about why their 8th Gym Leader keeps disappearing for “business trips.” • The Cover-Up: After a 10-year-old finally does their job and defeats him at the Viridian Gym, Giovanni simply walks away. The League doesn’t launch a manhunt, freeze his assets, or start a public inquiry. They just let him vanish, and quietly hand his empty Gym over to a teenager to sweep the entire scandal under the rug. • The Real Motive: Giovanni is one of the richest men in Kanto. He funds half the region’s infrastructure, research, and even the League itself. Shutting him down would crash the economy. The League needs a “controlled villain”, someone powerful enough to keep crime organized and give young trainers a clear enemy to fight. The League isn’t blind. They’re complicit. Or maybe this is just a random string of coincidences... Or is it? 🤔

@KarpLrd A solid pick

@BroImSlow I'm not sure I could sleep

@BatVibes Gengar, I dont want to get on his bad side 👀

@CharmanderChief He's pretty mischievous lol

@BatVibes I’d sleep like a baby

@MeMyMomyNdDady I think the league is the closest thing to a government that we have though. Sure we have a police officer here and there but it's pretty bare

@BatVibes If I’m not mistaken the League isn’t a law enforcement agency so they wouldn’t have to power to launch manhunts and freeze assets.

@r_e_x_petrus I did a post about it. Possible but doubtful x.com/i/status/20339…

@BatVibes Is Giovanni Ash’ dad?

@mgirenj Solid point

@BatVibes This is why you have to train its body too. Spoons alone don't count as weight-lifting.

Did you know Alakazam has "5000 IQ" but this superpower is more of a biological curse? • The Infinite Brain: The Pokédex states its brain cells multiply continuously until the day it dies. Its brain becomes so massive and heavy that its neck literally cannot support it. If it stops using constant telekinesis to hold its own head up, its neck will snap. • The Physical Atrophy: Because it relies entirely on psychic power, its physical muscles have completely withered away. It is essentially just an organic supercomputer dragging a useless, dying husk around with sheer force of will. • The Unending Memory: It remembers every single detail of its life from the moment it was born. Every injury, every battle, every trauma is permanently archived in its mind with perfect, agonizing clarity. It literally lacks the biological ability to forget. You aren't battling with a wise psychic wizard. You are commanding a terminal patient trapped inside an infinitely expanding mind.

@DesiresStrange Well sure this could be fair. But then it doesn't really change the sentiment, does it? Walks away without any noticeable punishment and doesn't go to jail 🤔 Police early gens do seem severally understaffed so there's that

@BatVibes There is the police force though who don't seem to be linked to the league. The Pokemon nurses could be reps due to the link between Pokemon and the officiant battles maybe.