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CHAMPIONSHIP SIDE SOUTHAMPTON ELIMINATE ARSENAL FROM THE FA CUP! After missing out on both domestic cups in back-to-back matches, Arsenal's trophy hopes now come down to the Premier League and Champions League 👀

Mbavu Destroyer has ticked all the boxes of being an Arsenal player: running mouth, feeble legs and empty cabinet.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@Lea_EFC @Harryturker

Liverpool Football Club: ❌ Premier League title - GONE 😂 ❌ Carabao Cup - GONE 😂 ❌ FA Cup - GONE 😂 ⏳ Champions League - GONE SOON 😂 ⏳Champions League qualification - GONE SOON 😂 What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

Liverpool FC: ❌ 10 losses in 31 Premier League games ❌ Out of the EFL Cup ❌ Out of the FA Cup ⏳ Soon to be out of the UCL ❌ Salah - Washed ❌ Van Dijk - Washed 💩 Wirtz - Shit ❌ Isak - No UCL goal in 858 days ✅ Slot - Staying next season 😂 What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

You are just an alcoholic who will only be remembered for going against everything you wrote on this article.

Premier League referees have decided to be daylight robbers in everygame. How on earth is that tackle on Cherki not a penalty?

Pwani vibes on another level 🌊🔥 Wild Waters Nyali ndiyo place to be leo! Osogo Winyo, Partraw, Serro… full vibes! Na Kenya Cane mkononi ndio tunaflow nayo 🥃 @bavix_1 @elangat016 tokea ivo saa hii! #TrueKenyanSpirit

Someone tell Prof PLO Lumumba to read the till number on his wall. This wisdom should be packaged as table salt and be distributed to all kitchens in the country.

@ledamalekina In this country even the elites misuses the word "International". Honestly you know that's a local airstrip but you wanna brand it international to sound better.

Straight up facts on Narok International Airport . Naysayers can kiss my ass if they want to!

@ledamalekina Wake up brother. Stop dreaming 😂.

The day I become President of Kenya, I will rule with an iron fist against corruption, inefficiency, and negligence, while upholding the rule of law and serving the people with integrity. Kenyans deserve a government that delivers. I believe that many of the current ministers are letting the President down, prioritizing lining their own pockets over service delivery and that must change.

This is hilarious 😂

People on TikTok are very idle bana😂

Ksh 1M invested in MMF a year ago has yielded Ksh 95,000 (net of 15% withholding tax). On average, SACCOs paid Ksh 120,000 on Ksh 1M depending on share capital and deposits ratios. But Ksh 1M invested in KCB stocks in March 2025 at Ksh 40 gave you 25,000 shares that cumulatively earn Ksh 175,000 dividend — besides +95% share price growth (at the highest price).

If Mohamed Salah joined Manchester City 9 years ago, he would have had a far more successful career than the one he’s had at Liverpool. Something no Liverpool fan wants to hear, but it’s 100% factual.

I will never forget this comment from a Sporting Lisbon fan when Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes in 2020, and everything he said was exactly facts.

Football farewells ought to be the saddest part of this beautiful game. Thank you Salah. You've entertain us the entire teenagehood. All the best. Mo Salah

Reminder to everyone never to give up. Just a little sacrifice.

We shall never forget what Cherki did to Arsenal.