Baxter

Saying what no one says: They doubled the price of everything and outsourced 80% of the jobs.

What’s up with Old Dudes who don’t lock the bathroom door? It’s almost like an Epidemic. Maybe it’s a Kink.

Is God good or is God just good to you?

God feels more like a high school bully than a loving God.

Have you ever realized that everytime you’re grateful and thank God for something he immediately takes it?

Fate Loves Irony, if I get rich off sports. I hate sports.

Think I found a way to make millions in the most tedious way imaginable.

#GirlMath is best explained when a dog gets old and should be put out of its misery and some bitch spends $8k on a credit card to keep it alive another month.

Living here is like finding a time warp back to 1997.

Y’all ever lose a day? Took a nap on a Saturday evening at like 6PM, woke up at 9AM on Sunday and thought it was still Saturday. Wild feeling. Disorienting.

Tripled my money on @Kalshi betting on international tennis matches. Degenerate gambling is SO FUN. 🎾✨

The rule in a small town is to never talk to the retarded guy even once, cause if you do it once he’s gonna steal an hour a week from you for the rest of time.

Unreal Sexual Tension in this small town Target.🎯

It’s wild to see the day after you die before you do. More people really care than you think.

Faked my own death on Instagram and it was a chaotic hell you cannot fathom. Always wanted to do it. #noregrets #bucketlist

@end3of6days9 Big Simpng Bitch Boy

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 This stepdad shares what he did when he saw the child support numbers that would bankrupt the biological father of his wife’s kids. In 2006 he married a woman with two children. When the court-ordered child support and alimony payments came through (over $3,000 a month total), he went back to court and got them reduced to about $400 a month because he refused to “enjoy a boat that another guy pays for.” He took full financial responsibility himself. Years later he even fought to wipe out back support so the dad wouldn’t be ruined. This was this man's choice to make and he wanted to step up and support his new family... I truly applaud him for it. Do you think he made a wise decision?

Left #Savannah #Georgia at the right time, wildfires might burn it down. Crazy.

I hate to be that guy but: Everyday is a New Nightmare.

We should smoke cigars in the mall and see what happens.

Middle School was the shit when it came to stuff like this😂