Alex Paxton-Beesley

every fanbase pulling up together to watch the celtics get swept tonight:

I didn’t say I was a Heat. I said I’m a wherever HE AT fan

Interesting new report on Canadian documentary sector from @DOCorg: "Many of our filmmakers struggle with what can be framed as a paradigm of privilege ... one is expected to fit within a narrow mold of being able to spend years developing projects without pay."

Being a Canadian artist means getting invited to speak on a panel about the challenges of living and working in Toronto as an artist that doesn't pay but has Deloitte and Enbridge on the list of sponsors

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEART OF THE 1967 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

For the first time ever, a Toronto Maple Leafs 2nd round game will be broadcast in HD.

mark saunders sounds like he just woke up from a coma and is learning about Toronto

Nice to have former Police Chief Saunders and former deputy mayor Bailao running for mayor. Both had almost total power, Saunders in police safety, Bailao on Housing. If you feel that the city is safe and the housing crisis is solved, vote for them, their work. More of the same.

@DonovanWoods Plz write this substack (fashion advice for Dreamworks characters), you’ll make upwards of 12$/month (based on a 4$/mth subscription, assuming me, @chrislockeworld and @elamin88 as your entire subscriber base)

Shrek should not wear that belt and he should wear a black shirt

if y'all can keep an eye out, and help us find adam. part of the SBL family and he is missing.

This should be plastered along the Danforth. Particularly in Banglatown where there is a tremendous amount of gaslighting taking place right now.

Sarah mother f—ing Polley 👇👇

The state of Canadian TV can be summed up by the number of top-CSA-nominated shows that have already been canceled

I SWEAR TO GOD I MANIFESTED THIS 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

"O Canada... our home *on* native land." @JullyBlack 👏👏

So, in a month's worth of news: Doug Ford accepted cash bribes at his daughters party. Doug Ford gave developers a heads up on what land to buy. Doug Ford was found to have not done his job during the convoy protests. Doug Ford is interfering in Toronto's mayoral election #onpoli

I asked @FredVanVleet if he plans on coming to the WNBA game in Toronto:

Do we think that folks in the Victorian era ever took their writing desks into the latrine with them to catch up on correspondence or are the hours I spend sitting on the toilet writing “so sorry for the delay” emails *evolution*

Entirety of Doug Ford’s reign has been a pay-to-play system for real estate developers, for-profit long-term care and healthcare operators. He passes legislation for those who grease his wheels (housing Bill 23 is a prime example), corrupt is all he knows. theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic…

@mayordith there is research to support that that's in fact too many friends, uh oh

I remember when I got to 100 friends on Facebook I thought “that’s good. That’s enough friends.”