Ernest Bazanye Is An Aspiring

@mailblue20 Hah hah hah!

@bazanye It's a Laayooonnnn 🤣🤣🤣

Doesn't Lebo M have any real friends? Actually this sounds like he talked it over with ChatGpt.

📞 Why We Hate Picking Up The Phone You see the call… you hesitate… you let it ring. 📵 From missed calls to “I’ll call back later” (we won’t), this one breaks down why phone calls just don’t hit the same anymore. Don’t call to ask why, just read. 👉 🔗 originals.nativenoise.agency/article/705 #NativeOriginals

I wrote an engagebait called "Why We Hate Picking Up Phone Calls." Come read. originals.nativenoise.agency/article/705

Look! It's a lion!

Women Serving Husbands II: Return of The Strong Independent Black Man open.substack.com/pub/ernestbaza…

I am sure Waterman can't have said, "Guys, tomorrow is a public holiday. Let's cut a nigga's water off and then disappear and let him stink for three days."

Algorithm, take note. THIS is the kind of thing you put on my fyp. I don't want the other stuff. I want to be happy. Okay?

@Shemei_I_am Someone has KPIs and is gunning for a performance review that shows that ... what is the corporate terminology? Went above and beyond the extra mile with more steps. That one. Someone wants an A in the review.

MTN needs to slow down with their messages. The moment you use mobile money to buy airtime, a flurry of messages follow suit. First it’s the message from MoMo informing you that, indeed, you have just bought airtime with MoMo. Then it’s the message from MTN informing you that the airtime you just bought from MoMo has hit your account. Then it’s another message telling you you do not have an active data bundle. Now that you have bought airtime from MoMo, shouldn’t you do something about this situation? Followed closely by MTN overdraft, thanking you for paying your debt, but you still owe. But they will not tell you how much you now owe, send an inquiry to find out. Then it’s Caller tunes asking if you don’t mind entertaining your callers with one of Joshua Baraka’s tunes. Then a message from the CEO, Sylvia Mulinge, personally thanking you for buying airtime. Then another message informing you your data is below 2 mbs. All this while Mokash is still preparing their own to send, but not before MTN pulse sends their own. In total you get 138 messages from buying 2k worth of airtime.

This is how to tweet in 2026. What you do is frame a question in a way that makes it seem as if the only possible answer is "Because you're bad people." The replies and reposts will come from those who agree and those who feel accused. Don't bring your things of context here.

The part with the best AC in heaven is for restaurant proprietors whose businesses allow serving off the breakfast menu all day. 😊

@Hirolla256 I'm going to guess below 24. Usually at 23 you understand. If you don't understand by then, you probably never will.

You must be Ugandan

I think I have one of the most unique writing styles in Uganda, but it's easier to identify AI than it is to spot Baz.🧵

It doesn't amalgamate the styles of millions of writers and synthesize them into one mean average voice. No, AI has a specific style: a distinct, singular, unique voice. It doesn't sound like everyone or anyone; it sounds like one thing. That's why it is so easy to recognise 👇

@Liviebb I no longer even have to match? I feel freer already. Freeer. I think it should be three es.

@bazanye Yes, the younger Gen Zs have brought back freedom, all previous fashion rules have been abolished. Lots of freedom but also chaos, go forth and prosper.

I hear that we don't have to wear ankle socks any more. We can go back to the way things were. Is it true? I ask because what use is twitter if not to harness the wisdom of the community at large?

@enywaru Just before I got a D in Econ, they told us about Goods of Ostentation. The high price makes them more desirable. They make the goods expensive so people who kwegomba expensive things will want to buy them. I did not believe such nonsense, and that is why I failed.

What genuinely making 1bedroom apartments in Kyanja go for 1.7m?

@CynthiaKinyera Bambi, we also want brands to say nice things about us.

@bazanye Yup, but certain people only wait for a specific time of year to ask. No mystery as to why.

Same question... Every year without fail 😒😒

Ugandans celebrate its deathday.

The RB&W staff give their HR another headache.