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@bazookasteve

Self-proclaimed face of Bud Light esports

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Lil Samsquanch@lilsamsquanch66·
Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude
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Doing magic beers this Friday and Saturday and Sunday. Protocol + this section confused me + objective: get blasted Measurement + so many beers
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

Doing magic mushrooms this Sunday. Protocol + dose: 5 grams + frequency: 1x/mo for 3 mo + objective: exploring longevity effects Measurement + 249 independent biomarkers + 29 vials of blood + brain scans + urine, stool, saliva, fertility + multi-omics profiling (DNA, epigenetics, metabolism, hormones, microbiome, proteins, cognition) Cardiovascular + LDL-C + HDL-C + Triglycerides + Total cholesterol + Apolipoprotein B + Apolipoprotein A-1 + Lipoprotein(a) + LDL-P + HDL-P + Small LDL-P + LDL size + Large VLDL-P + Large HDL-P + VLDL size + HDL size + LP-IR score + Oxidized LDL + Lp-PLA2 activity + Myeloperoxidase (MPO) + Homocysteine + VEGF Hematology + WBC + RBC + Hemoglobin + Hematocrit + MCV + MCH + MCHC + RDW + Platelets + Neutrophils + Lymphocytes + Monocytes + Eosinophils + Basophils + Immature granulocytes + Erythropoietin (EPO) + ABO/Rh typing Hormonal + Thyroid panel with TSH + Free T4 + Testosterone + Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) + 5α-DHT + Prolactin + Estradiol + LH + FSH + Estrone (E1) + Estriol (E3) + Androstenedione + Androsterone + 5β-Androstanediol + Etiocholanolone + Cortisol + Cortisone + DHEA + DHEA-S + Pregnenolone + IGF-1 + Melatonin (6-hydroxymelatonin sulfate) Metabolic + Glucose + Insulin + Hemoglobin A1c + α-Hydroxybutyrate + β-Hydroxybutyrate + Uric acid Kidney + BUN + Creatinine + eGFR + BUN/Creatinine ratio + Cystatin C + Urinalysis (specific gravity, pH, color, appearance, leukocyte esterase, protein, glucose, ketones, occult blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, nitrite, WBC [hpf], RBC [hpf], epithelial cells, casts, bacteria) + Albumin/Creatinine ratio Pancreatic + Total protein + Albumin + Globulin + Total bilirubin + Alkaline phosphatase + AST + ALT + GGT + Amylase + Lipase Minerals + Sodium + Potassium + Chloride + CO₂ (bicarbonate) + Calcium + Magnesium + Iron + TIBC + UIBC + Iron saturation + Ferritin + Zinc Vitamins + Vitamin B12 + 25-hydroxy Vitamin D + Coenzyme Q10 + α-Tocopherol + β-Carotene + Glutathione + Total glutathione Amino Acids + Cysteine + Methionine + Taurine + Glycine + Serine + Threonine + Alanine + Valine + Leucine + Isoleucine + Phenylalanine + Tyrosine + Tryptophan Inflammation + Interleukin-6 (IL-6) + Interleukin-10 (IL-10) + Tumor Necrosis Factor-α (TNF-α) + Rheumatoid factor (RF) + ANA by IFA + Calprotectin (GI inflammation), + Secretory IgA (mucosal immunity) Neurology + P-tau217 + Epinephrine metabolites (metanephrine, normetanephrine) + Homovanillate (HVA) + Vanilmandelate (VMA) + 5-Hydroxyindoleacetate (5-HIAA) Toxicology + Lead + Lithium Urology + PSA total Fertility + Total Motile Count + Sample Volume + Concentration + Motility + Morphology + Count Metabolomics + Citrate + cis-Aconitate + Isocitrate + α-Ketoglutarate + Succinate + Fumarate + Malate + Pyruvate + Lactate + 2-Hydroxyglutarate, + Hydroxymethylglutarate, + 3-Methylglutaconate, + 2-Methylsuccinate + Formiminoglutamate (FIGLU), + Methylmalonate (MMA), + Xanthurenate + Kynurenate, + Quinolinic acid + Glucarate, + 8-Hydroxy-2′-deoxyguanosine (8-OHdG), + Pyroglutamate + 3-Hydroxyphenylacetate, + 4-Hydroxyphenylacetate, + 2-Hydroxyphenylacetic acid + 4-Cresol, + p-Hydroxybenzoate, + Benzoate, + Hippurate/Hippuric acid + Phenylacetate/Phenylacetic acid, + Indoleacetate/Indoleacetic acid + Arabinose, + Citramalic acid, + α-Hydroxyisobutyric acid Microbiome + Bacteroides fragilis + Bacteroides vulgatus + Faecalibacterium prausnitzii + Akkermansia muciniphila + Roseburia spp. + Eubacterium rectale + Lactobacillus spp. + Bifidobacterium spp. + Escherichia coli + Clostridium difficile + Enterococcus faecalis + Candida albicans + Saccharomyces boulardii + Prevotella copri + Ruminococcus spp. + Methanobrevibacter smithii + Blautia spp. + Proteobacteria spp. + Firmicutes/Bacteroidetes ratio + Beta-glucuronidase + Butyrate + Propionate + Acetate Aging & Epigenetics + Telomere length + Relative telomerase activity + DNA methylation age + DNA methylation levels at CpG sites associated with biological aging + Glucocorticoid receptor methylation (NR3C1) + SIRT1 methylation + MTOR methylation + Oxidative stress response genes (NFE2L2 promoter methylation) Cognitive + Brain age score + Functional connectivity strength + Global connectivity index + Hemodynamic response amplitude + Hemodynamic response latency + Resting-state oxygenated hemoglobin (HbO) concentration + Resting-state deoxygenated hemoglobin (HbR) concentration + Total hemoglobin (HbT) concentration + Oxygen saturation (O₂Sat) + Cerebral blood volume (CBV) + Cerebral blood flow (CBF) + Neurovascular coupling index + Prefrontal cortex oxygenation + Parietal cortex oxygenation + Temporal cortex oxygenation + Occipital cortex oxygenation + Task-evoked hemodynamic response (HbO/HbR) + Temporal autocorrelation of hemodynamics + Functional brain network modularity + Inter-regional coherence + Brain lateralization index + Oscillatory power (slow cortical fluctuations) + Phase synchronization index + Mean reaction time (during cognitive tasks) + Reaction time variability + Heart-rate variability (HRV) + Resting heart rate

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steve@bazookasteve·
I don't care about the buyout. I don't care who the coach is. I don't care who we're playing. I care about donning the navy blue kakis. I care about lacing up the authentic canvas Vans. I care about staring down the next beer like it's the guy across the line of scrimmage.
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What an absolutely horrible, miserable, terrible day to be a light domestic beer.
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No updates on this yet
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I want to rip an apple in half with my bare hands. More on this to follow.
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steve@bazookasteve·
@_theeandy_ @flapprdotnet "The golden nectar that God has sent us down here to have an absolute booza" is immediately added to my lexicon
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steve@bazookasteve·
@YourDadsFather There are days and there are days... make it a double ✌🏻
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garrett@YourDadsFather·
@bazookasteve Makes it even more impressive when they say it during the movie
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garrett@YourDadsFather·
#nw Black Bag
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steve@bazookasteve·
I'm a white guy drinking an old fashioned watching college basketball at a bar. Yes we're rare, but we still exist.
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Andy@_theeandy_·
@PhilStevenson98 USA judges always round up, that’s a 5.0 in my book
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steve@bazookasteve·
Gotta keep this momentum going. Bosh ❤️
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steve@bazookasteve·
Don't let the bright lights of St. Patrick's Day distract you from the mission. The liver is evil and must be destroyed.
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steve@bazookasteve·
@iamtomskinner Thanks Tom!! Back atcha from New Jersey. Bosh ❤️
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Thomas Skinner ⚒
Thomas Skinner ⚒@iamtomskinner·
Fresh orange juice and lemonade in a pint glass with loads of ice. Nothing beats this as a first kwencher!! Love it. Hope your all having a blinding Saturday. Bosh❤️
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