Uncle Ben

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Tired in every meaning of the word.

@_trophychild Try being here. I lost an hour and everyone is tryna get me to stay till 7:30.

Mike V vs. SkateTwitter

They got me over here hobbling around.

My job loves bending me over and destroying my lil boy hole.

I am in so much pain rn

@stevvii_ Damn I wish the homies hit me up about girl cock.

Nobody sends good morning texts anymore it’s just wake up and talk about girl cock immediately

I legitimately feel like death.

It’s my half birthday

Dancing with the Draco off the drank almost grazed myself.

Just popped two Australian perks. Now I’m tryna air bnb the cave Jesus died in.

Taking back Sunday really brings out the 15 year old me.

Happy puppies.

Woke up extra early and did my taxes. Is this really what 30 is like

Holy shit my back hurts.

@eatpill Okay that I can get behind

@eatpill I fuck with almost every single opinion you post. This one got me tho. Why no Janoski?

Walking around work feeling like ET

@eatpill I skate dunks to flex on poor people. Nah but I hate how tight blazers are. I have yet to find a cozy pair.