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𐔌  .  pinned  !  ౨ৎ

This drink lwk murdering my stomach but it was like 8 dollars so I have to finish it

Yayyy cute theme park date with oomf!! ^^ (Anemia flares) (Hypermobility flares) (To high to do anything)

Weomp

I can't smoke or The Moster Will Come

Orange inside Friend's stomach after another classic Susie's Idea

If bearshad thicker thighs they'd be big ass carmivorous bunnies and that would be scary

@crabadart My friend who played DR first almost ruined his true pacifist because he was convinced the watercooler would Get Him

This feels so wrong now

My discharge likes knotting my pubes into one giant block

Are you shittin me

how it feels to ask your longtime friend that cares about you to do anything with you

Dudes literally HUFFING MY STOMACH rn

@Crantlie No ik wym I'm just fucking with you bro

@bbbbroccoli5 you are the stupidest motherfucker i have ever met 😭😭😭😭😭

I need Anti Viagra. Erectile dysfunction pills

@Crantlie Fuuuuck are they up your ass. Did you put them up your ass. I'm not paying tiny fishing with the erectile dysfunction ass pills

@bbbbroccoli5 not quite..

@Crantlie Shit man have you been hiding the erectile dysfunction pills again

@bbbbroccoli5 i can help you with that please

"What if they hate me and want me to die" said while being pulled further on their chest

I get mark zuckerberg and elon musk mixed up way too much

What the fuck was I on about I posted this while thinking about forced intox girl yk DAMN WELL

personal edit bc my gf has been making me smoke so much weed every single night for a few nights in a row now and im genuinely obsessed with our little routine and i love being a submissive puffslut for my gf idc i love forced intox play

Motherfucker just grabbed my tit and went "HONKK HONKK"