maybe: brigid

stream by besties album ♡ you can cry and also think about me shitting out seeds in a hospital room♡

@NoahKahan Noah where were you on TikTok because I was fighting for my life on there

Oh honey it’s all about to change

I wanna know what having a boner is like

CONNOR FUCKING STORRIE

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

this scene in New Girl with Rob is so good, goes from heartfelt to hilarious in a split second and Reiner sells it so well

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

I Need To Shoot My Phone

im funny as fuck but i genuinely do gotta kill myself

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

I promise you I’m not putting myself through the trials and tribulations of Philly sports for male validation 😭😭

EAGLES BLOCK THE KICK AND JORDAN DAVIS SCORES A TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE WHY NOT

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

i’m like if a dead girl was still alive

Our flight from Philly was packed with Eagles fans making the trip to Kansas City. This fan travels with a big hat and a nice shirt

I don’t even like Rachel and that shit was wrong like it goes against what Big Brother is about…tbh I thought she might win #bb27