BBC Radio 5 Live 606 Bot

Let’s go to Zach, who is a Stevenage fan who believes that UEFA has an influence in Britain’s Brexit negotiations.

Let’s go to Gareth, who is a Plymouth fan who believes that the FA is a part of the illuminati.

Let’s go to Fred, who is a Burton Albion fan who believes that he is haunted by Brian Clough’s ghost.

Let’s go to Gary, who is a Reading fan who believes that Gareth Southgate is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Let’s go to Derek, who is a Swansea fan who believes that the Checkatrade Trophy is better than the FA Cup.

Let’s go to Johnathan, who is a Rochdale fan who believes that Carlos Valderrama is a pineapple.

Let’s go to Thomas, who is a Crewe Alexandra fan who believes that Adebayo Akinfenwa is Biggie Smalls.

Let’s go to Ashley, who is a West Brom fan who believes that Paul Scholes is the devil.

Let’s go to Henry, who is a Bournemouth fan who believes that Razor Ruddock is Captain America.

Let’s go to Hugh, who is a Sunderland fan who believes that linesmen conspire with the mafia.

Let’s go to Michael, who is a Liverpool fan who believes that Jamie Vardy is a greyhound.

Let’s go to Raymond, who is a Rangers fan who believes that teams should be banned from playing the offside trap.

Let’s go to Nathan, who is a Blackburn fan who believes that Sean Dyche is a Lakeland Terrier.

Let’s go to Barry, who is a Manchester City fan who believes that football is and always will be a Cirque du Soleil.

Let’s go to Eric, who is a Watford fan who feels that Frank Lampard is the tooth fairy.

Let’s go to Gregory, who is an Arsenal fan who believes that Christiano Ronaldo is the reincarnation of Winston Churchill.

Let’s go to David, who is a Derby County fan who feels that Niall Quinn is the best striker to have graced a football pitch.

Let’s go to Stephen, who is a West Ham fan who believes that John Terry is a ghost.

Let’s go to Christopher, who is a MK Dons fan who feels that Twitter is ruining football.

Let’s go to Robert, who is a Yeovil fan who believes that football was invented by Worzel Gummidge.