✨br oo ke pe rk in s ✨

portland bugs are having a great time right now, i love it. go bugs, get that pollen, do a little mating dance! eat your aphids, whatever you wanna do.

i definitely love this lil dude i'm growing but i have to be honest and say i can't wait to not be pregnant anymore lololol

what is happening why the doge

hi i don't care about banks i just care about the biden administration approving the WILLOW PROJECT in the year 2023 HELLO

@kylemh_ shoot, sorry to hear this!

aaand just like that my time at Capsule has come to an end. Didnt survive their 2nd round of lay-offs. I dont want to hear from folks who knock people for not staying at any one job long-term. I've fuckin TRIED to stay long-term at my last 3 gigs.

even though i'm a software engineer, whenever i need to use "é" i just google "beyonce" and copy the é from her wikipedia entry #hacker

@poetastrologers okay but actually i'm a leo and my husband is a pisces 😭❤️

Friend: What sign is your best friend? Aries: Gemini Taurus: Virgo Gemini: Sagittarius Cancer: Leo Leo: Pisces Virgo: Cancer Libra: Aries Scorpio: Scorpio Sagittarius: Taurus Capricorn: Libra Aquarius: Capricorn Pisces: Aquarius

"uncommitted changes" is actually a drake song from 2011, "git rebase" is a rihanna song from 2004, "git status" is a british colloquialism used when someone is being really really silly

@elonmusk stage a coup

What should Twitter do next?

i love my memories from this day

@lucperkins quel mec!!

When I finally learn French for real, I’m gonna be a “nous” guy, not an “on” guy

@lucperkins 👊💥!

@bbperkz Don’t fight the facts

Croissants: still not worth the mess 🥐🚫

i wonder what cultural genius first said "boop" when touching a cat's nose.

the rebrand of GoDaddy from "THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR NERDS ANYMORE HERE'S A GIRL IN A SHORT CROP TOP" to "would you like a domain for your tarot/candle business" is really a whirlwind

me: why doesn't it look like i want it to look when i literally did what's in the docs???? threejs:

@poetastrologers stinky

What’s one word you associate with Libras?

the drama of this thread

@weirdlilguys this one 👍

purr my last email