MIKE

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

The NSA watches you masturbate.

If you know, you know

The Mexican urge to drink

HEY @Fortnite NEW SKIN IDEA 1800 VBUCKS LFG

😂😂😂

how life feels when you troll and never take anyone seriously

these come in handy

OH SHIT ELON GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM this is what living in south tx for a few years does to you

*it cost like $200 to get gas* The Trump admin:

RFK vs. HANTAVIRUS

By Greg Swearingen.

how I thought my life was gonna be when I turned 18

😂

DISTRACTION-MAXXING

Ridiculous