Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

same name on 🦋. this goes probably goes when i get my archive

waking up in the morning to be reminding there is more bad in the world than good and the default of humanity is evil

gradually blocking myself from the internet until at least Wednesday. I will see you all in not less than 27 (but not more than 51) hours

maybe i’m the faggot america

@pancotart oh i am SOBBING

This gives me fanfic ideas #ofmd #OFMDfanart #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

Happy Monday all! It is going to be a long week but remember: #GentleScribEdWeek starts on Thursday.

extended exposure to canon ricky would make stede so much worse in interesting ways! ricky is the perfect shitty ex for modern aus! there is so much we could all be doing with the little creep were there the will for it!

like, i know why there isn't more stede/ricky content but why isn't there more stede/ricky?

Izzy's collection of harnesses for topping Ed.

lrt: i have to stay up through the time change otherwise i just go fully insane for several days okay?

happy “supposed to be an extra hour of sleep but probably going to turn into an extra hour of being awake on the computer” night to all who celebrate

@edskrakenera i don't know if anyone has, but i am now thinking about several 'someone walks in while they are mid-fuck, but they're partly hidden from view so they just act like they're not inside each other at that moment' scenarios

has anyone ever written a stizzy fic w captain stede and first mate izzy and they start secretly dating and it’s immediately super obvious to the crew but since they find their scrambling to hide it funny they don’t say anything

@edskrakenera they invented love and i have every confidence that they will figure out how to do it right eventually

it is funny how even tho the show ended Like That edizzy will forever be a happily (re)married couple in my head

After watching them a bit more in the evening, they seem to be driving off the hawk just from my house. They let it be once it goes over the surrounding properties.

i don't really mind when have a hawk, personally, but i'm not gonna argue with the crows

local crows decided that no there will abso-fucking-lutely not be a hawk around here

in honor of Fuck Him On The Floor Friday and the best piece of unintentional internet poetry ever written i am sharing my magnum opus here as well

izzy was right btw.

two years in a row we've gotten a mix with them in it, and they've been all that's left in the bowl at the end of the night both years. next year we're getting fucking snickers.

the children hate Whoppers candy.