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still true

@teddy_tie wow absolutely spot on

Kangaroos definitely smoke cigarettes

the best part of soup is the loaf of bread you eat with it

@teddy_tie @Dan_Cassaro “adult letter”

@Dan_Cassaro I need two arrows. Please make the X into adult letter

Self-initiated redesign of the FedEx logo. Always bugged me that the arrow was so hard to see. What do you think tweeps!

@teddy_tie @TMobile welcome to the club i did the same!!!

I have dedicated (wasted) 4 hours of my life to @TMobile this week. You're somehow worse than Sprint

@coreykindberg save yourself and stay away from burrow at all costs

buying a couch is absolute trash. y’all want 2,000 of MY dollars to sit, take a nap, and occasionally be dry humped? im so good

@stripe your migration team has stopped responding to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A MIGRATION. how is this acceptable? IN. THE. MIDDLE. OF. A. TOKEN. MIGRATION. *TO*. STRIPE. please help me

@clausonart never been so excited to order a late valentine’s day gift

@bbybear if you want to buy this or other stuff like it in a mug, poster or clothing check out my page please on redbubble at redbubble.com/i/mug/The-Nonc…

Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you meet the perfect person like Jane did.

@rlflynn from where did you buy this? this is amazing

@rickygervais Got my husband the perfect card #afterlife

finally meeting my copy IRL!! SO EXCITED @susie_dent #WordPerfect

@teddy_tie omg. me too. WHAT

I still can’t believe I saw The Strokes this year

@sbz wowowowo this explains EVERYTHING

@kelseytxt girl u already know

donating 100% of proceeds from my book to the emergency release fund, a mutual aid fund working to free LGBTQA+ and the medically vulnerable from rikers island and ICE detention amazon.com/thank-love-bye…

LAWYERS ASSISTING ARRESTED PROTESTORS PRO BONO: a thread

@rachsyme everything about this house is perfect and eerie like a time capsule zillow.com/homedetails/21…

with the recent news, i need to know one thing — @MrPeanut what was your first name?

@sbz I’ve learned to find solace in being so utterly virgo in all ways, shapes, and forms at absolutely all times

had a terrible day. walked outside and saw a man get hit by a cab 5 feet from me. he decided w cabbie $100 and they were squared up, and walked away. i love new york. my day seems less terrible.

my dad just told my very english boyfriend, that he thinks (and “no offense to you Steve”) that “european soccer players are a bunch of pussies that wish they could be american football players” my dads favorite “sport” is nascar, so his input on this is extremely valid

two of the best insults i’ve seen hurled on here in some time are “bed bug” and “rubber bath toy” just so simple and to the point