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Sorry but king taco is mid

My desk will be filled with my daughters crafts from school

Can’t make this up

My job is using that dog meme in work emails now omg

even a gangsta like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes

Be the one that got away don’t be the one that keeps going back

I dyed my hair back to jet black 😬

someone said Jake Paul’s next fight is gonna be with Joe Biden 🤣

Y'all not scared that all these kids are autistic? Something is wrong!

@iminyourgutts 🤣

Kids be like “ I tricked ya” no you’re a liar like your dad

I hope the man I end up with sweeps me off my feet everyday

My future husband is probably just a professional baseball player or something idk

when youre drunk you tell me exactly how you feel

There was times where I should of never gave away my energy

They take my kindness for weakness

i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped tf out of me. y’all fake for that

it’s hard being a lovebug in a world full of roaches

feminine men give me an ick